(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
by Nikki Stixx September 13, 2020
(phrase) Phrase shared between hos encouraging further and at times more advanced ho-like behaviors and deeds.
As the guest speaker in Hoing 101 Betsy emphasized to the class as she was summarizing all she had shared with the class, “…..Nobody said hoing going be easy. Sometimes you gotta get your knees dirty….a lot sometimes, and sometimes you gotta take that bitchslap—go on, girl, you know you’ve had it coming for a minute so it that shit. And while I’m on the subject of eating that shit, if one of your regulars be financing you hearty and has told you to swallow…”. Clearing her throat as she paused then shifting her head from side to side she finished by saying “….Then by-God of you wanna stay on his payroll then, bitch, it’s time for you to ho-up and Eat—-That—-Shit, you feel me. Eat That Shit!! Ho-up!!”
by Nikki Stixx November 21, 2021
When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019
(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.
I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .
by Nikki Stixx December 30, 2019
(noun) All encompassing term used to describe various types of low-life individuals. Probably the primary type of loser this word is in reference to are individuals who put forth little if any effort in bettering their livelihood and the livelihoods of their immediate family and those around them, but would rather rely on their country's government tax dollars to finance their way of life, specifically people who draw/collect a check every month. The basis for the word and it's association is thus: Once upon a time, esp where this writer is from, food commodities where given out to lower income families, one of which were great big blocks of government cheese....in a few words....THE BEST GODDAMN CHEESE YOU WILL EVER EAT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE OR IN THE NEXT.
Luther was without question the epitome of a cheeser. At thirty years old he had already sired thirteen children, nine of which he had anything to do with, but managed to draw food stamps off of every one if them. He's banned from every single store in town due to him suing for various fictitious claims about injuries. He knows about and is familiar with every chow line and soup kitchen around. If he is somehow able to finagle anyone out of any amount of money they should consider it gone for good.
by Nikki Stixx December 12, 2020
I know Jerry’s got his gear stashed here somewhere. It’s got everything anyone would ever need to put one in their arm.
by Nikki Stixx April 04, 2020
(noun) A courteous and thoughtful occurrence where a person who has been wronged, cheated or misled by another gives the wrongdoer an opportunity to correct their offense(s) and save face as well as other possible consequences most oftentimes in an anonymous setting.
Robert knew that whore Betsy had his wallet. They were the only two people in the fucking room!!! Was she so stupid that she thought he’s so stupid as to not know that SHE HAD HIS WALLET!!! Retelling the story to visiting friend, Robert continued, “So I thought to myself ‘ Bitch, save some face, and your life and return whats mine’, so I decided to give her an out and said, even though I had not stepped inside there, “Maybe it is in the bathroom” and went there giving her time to put my goddamn wallet back where she had taken it from”.
by Nikki Stixx July 28, 2021