Checkin' my face

To check one's facebook updates.

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Checkin' my face.

Dude1: Yo i gotta check mah face.

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 25, 2011

Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.

Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>

by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011

Iceberg friend

A friend that hides most of his or her true personality from you.

Dude 1: Dude, You know Christian-Betty?
Dude 2: Yeah, what about her.
Dude 1: Dude, I saw her doing drugs in the parking Lot1 What an Iceberg friend!

by NightdesertHawkManguy August 23, 2011

Ghost nap

When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.

by NightdesertHawkManguy October 01, 2014

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 09, 2014

Ghost Nap

When you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter

by NightdesertHawkManguy October 01, 2014

Don't drop the SOPA

To warn someone to not disregard bills such as the SOPA act, or they will get anally raped by the government

Dude, you going to America? Don't drop the SOPA or you'll be in some major hell.

by NightdesertHawkManguy February 06, 2012