NigelM's definitions

Boring units

Metric units aka the measurement system every other country but the United States has switched to even though it consists of boring decimal points, powers, and zeroes.

It weighs 1.2 pounds. Or 544 paperclips in boring units.

by NigelM May 6, 2022

yee-yee

low-quality, second-rate.

Maybe if you got rid of the old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.

by NigelM December 25, 2021

Volkswagen Beetle

1. A derogatory term for the Porsche 911, referring to the style and general look of the car. Jeremy Clarkson hated this car so much the term became a running joke on Top Gear, a BBC car review/talk show he hosted.

The Porsche 911: And here it is, the Volkswagen Beetle in running shoes.

by NigelM June 13, 2021

truckerpillar

An articulated truck with 32 wheels; depicted in Big (1988) as a toy

Billy: Truckerpillar, $59.95!
Josh: Did you know that only costs 10 bucks to make?
Billy: Get outa here!

by NigelM January 2, 2026

boring unit

Metric units, the unit system a vast majority of the world still rely on, even though it has been having a tendency to put many Imperial and Customary users to sleep.

Meter, liter, gram, kilo, centi, and milli are boring units.

by NigelM June 14, 2024