Definitions by Niemand of Chaos

sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

sperm donor by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005

blood sausage 

1. Kiszka, a Polish sausage made with blood.

Stashu liked to eat his kiszka with eggs and ketchup.

blood sausage by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

peep show 

Private viewing booths with porn viewing vending machines, usually located in larger adult book stores, and notorious pick-up places for cruising homosexual men. They used to have 8mm movie projectors that showed the same film over and over on the inside of the door or wall at about $.25 per minute. The technology has advanced since then, so that there are televisions inset in the wall, and there are usually a number of selections available. Inflation has also caused the prices to rise to about $1 per minute.

Tommy felt the spare change burning a hole in his pocket, so he decided to hit the peep show on the way home from school.

peep show by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

heavy equipment operator 

An unusually well-hung man.

Percy eyed the leatherman hungrily; the size of his bulge showed that he was a heavy equipment operator, but he also looked like rough trade, and Percy hated visible bruising.

heavy equipment operator by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

pitcher 

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

pitcher by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

Catcher 

The bottom in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to pitcher (the antonym).

Fabio liked cornholing Trixie, because it was a nice change for <i><b>her</b></i> to be the catcher. Her femdom tendencies usually made him take the role of bottom while she pegged him with the strapon.

Catcher by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

Linda Lovelace 

Female star of <i><b>Deep Throat</b></i>, and widely renowned for the depth to which she could orally insert John Holmes' legendary male member.

Debbie decided to surprise Robert by waking him with her Linda Lovelace impression.

Linda Lovelace by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005