pitcher

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

glory hole

The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.

Bruce kept feeding quarter after quarter into the 8mm movie projector, and kept his eye on the glory hole to see if there was any blood sausage and chin nuts smothered in man mustard available for dinner. He hated the long waits, and the expense--these machines were damn hungry, but it was better than being thrown out for cruising...again. He sometimes wished that he wasn't such a tube steak tarzan, but a queen's gotta do what a queen's gotta do. He sure hoped that the next sperm donor was a heavy equipment operator with a copious load of choad, because Bruce was trying to slim down via the liquid protein diet.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

peep show

Private viewing booths with porn viewing vending machines, usually located in larger adult book stores, and notorious pick-up places for cruising homosexual men. They used to have 8mm movie projectors that showed the same film over and over on the inside of the door or wall at about $.25 per minute. The technology has advanced since then, so that there are televisions inset in the wall, and there are usually a number of selections available. Inflation has also caused the prices to rise to about $1 per minute.

Tommy felt the spare change burning a hole in his pocket, so he decided to hit the peep show on the way home from school.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

liquid protein diet

Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.

Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

blood sausage

An especially turgid penis with throbbing veins, and the effect is even more pronounced for most men while wearing a cock ring.

Marielle especially liked Bob's blood sausage, because it felt naturally ribbed for her pleasure, and the 'old in and out' provided her with much more sensory pleasure than Steve's 'little trooper'.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

Linda Lovelace

Female star of <i><b>Deep Throat</b></i>, and widely renowned for the depth to which she could orally insert John Holmes' legendary male member.

Debbie decided to surprise Robert by waking him with her Linda Lovelace impression.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005