Niemand of Chaos's definitions

peep show

Private viewing booths with porn viewing vending machines, usually located in larger adult book stores, and notorious pick-up places for cruising homosexual men. They used to have 8mm movie projectors that showed the same film over and over on the inside of the door or wall at about $.25 per minute. The technology has advanced since then, so that there are televisions inset in the wall, and there are usually a number of selections available. Inflation has also caused the prices to rise to about $1 per minute.

Tommy felt the spare change burning a hole in his pocket, so he decided to hit the peep show on the way home from school.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

liquid protein diet

Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.

Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

blood sausage

An especially turgid penis with throbbing veins, and the effect is even more pronounced for most men while wearing a cock ring.

Marielle especially liked Bob's blood sausage, because it felt naturally ribbed for her pleasure, and the 'old in and out' provided her with much more sensory pleasure than Steve's 'little trooper'.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

pitcher

The top in a sexual relationship, whether fellatio, sodomy, pederasty, etc.

Compare to catcher (the antonym).

Danny loved head, but he was always the pitcher, and Sammy was always the catcher.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005

heavy equipment operator

An unusually well-hung man.

Percy eyed the leatherman hungrily; the size of his bulge showed that he was a heavy equipment operator, but he also looked like rough trade, and Percy hated visible bruising.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

blood sausage

1. Kiszka, a Polish sausage made with blood.

Stashu liked to eat his kiszka with eggs and ketchup.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005