Nick D's definitions

jonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

by Nick D March 18, 2003

take on the team

to suck the dick of, eat out, or have sex with every member of a sports team.

Don't touch that skank ho, man, the Dallas Cowboys were in town last night and she "took on the team".

by Nick D February 23, 2003

Gone

not here anymore.

Justin Timberlake: "You're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, you're gone, baby girl you're gone, I-I-I'm gay...oops I didn't mean that, really."

Redneck: "Where'd my house go?"
Other redneck: "Gone. I think your wife drove it to the city."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

sotally tober

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004

local smokies

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

fudge packer

1) someone who works at a chocolate factory packing fudge into boxes.
2) a homosexual male who would love to ram your shit in the wrong direction with his dick; one who sticks things in the out hole.

1) Before Liberace became a world-famous fudge packer idol, he worked at Hershey's Chocolate world as a fudge packer and rode the hershey highway to work every day.
2) Hey! What are you doing? Stop trying to pull my pants down from behind! Wait, what just poked my ass? Was that a flashlight in your pocket or...wait a minute...that's sick, you fucking fudge packer!!!

by Nick D March 19, 2003

fished-out fins

tight "fins" you put on your ride to increase its pimped-out-ness

Let me slide in da Benz wit da fished-out fins.

by Nick D February 27, 2003