Definitions by Nick D

ASB 

an acronym for "Anti-Social Bitch".

Joe you fucking ASB...get the fuck away from your fucking computer programs and let's fucking go bang some fucking bitches, motherfucker. Fucking fuck fucker, put that fucking shit down!

ASB by Nick D April 14, 2003

gangster 

a member of a gang.

I'm in da Crips, I'm a gangster.

Al Capone is a gangster. Syphilis killed that motherfucker.

The Bloodhound Gang sucks and runs around in fucking retarded suits, but they're still gangsters since they're in a gang.

gangster by Nick D April 6, 2003

lez

short for lesbian.

"My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge that'll stab you in da head whether you a fag or lez or a homosex, hermaph, or a trans-vez, pants or dress, hate fags, the answer's yes." -Eminem

lez by Nick D April 6, 2003

itch 

cloth seats in a car.

Jimmy is cheap. He refused to spend an extra $50 to outfit his new Ferrari with leather seats. Now they're itch and we're always scratching.

"No itch, strictly leather." - Big Tymers

itch by Nick D April 6, 2003

up north 

in jail (comes from hip-hop music).
The jail doesn't have to actually be up north, it's just a saying.

"All you mans that been to jail before, suck my dick...fake up north type niggaz" - DMX

"I'm gonna take these drugs up north and smuggle them into Canada. But first I gotta stop at Dunkin' Donuts, I'm mad jonesing for one of those."
"Damn right you gonna be heading up north cracka. Dunkin' Donuts is a pig sty. Them po-pos gonna arrest yo white ass."

up north by Nick D April 5, 2003

pig sty 

a cop hang-out, like Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, or the police station.

You must be a fucking idiot trying to rob a pig sty like Dunkin' Donuts. Have fun up north, bitch.

pig sty by Nick D April 5, 2003

Nineteen Ninety Never 

a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen.

"Alright dude, I'm gonna go to the concert, score a backstage pass, then bang Britney Spears in her dressing room."
"Hahaha cracka you must be kidding. That'll happen in Nineteen Ninety NEVER bitch!!!"

Nineteen Ninety Never by Nick D April 5, 2003