Nick D's definitions

wrecked

(adj) Extremely ugly, beat, busted, broke down, or tore up.

When Tony realized the girl he met over the internet looked nothing like the Cindy Crawford picture she'd sent him and was actually totally wrecked, he realized he had no choice but to tell her he had a bad case of the beer shits and sneak out the bathroom window.

by Nick D January 16, 2007

nothing to write home about

Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much worse.

Rick: "Oh man this crack is alright, but it's far from the best I've ever smoked. Nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"

Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

aviator lens

a type of sunglasses made by Ray-Ban and used in aviation and in da hood.

I was cruisin' in da Benz wit da fished-out fins, 24's wit 10's, aviator lens.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

gang of

A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.

"Later on that day, Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray and a fat-ass J that made me choke...sheeeit this ain't no joke." -Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Gin and Juice"

A gang of gangs ganged up on my gang in that gang war. Damn did we get our shit handed to us.

by Nick D November 3, 2005

Oktoberfest

A huge party that goes on in October in Munich, Germany. Everyone's drunk 24/7, and there are rides, food, and everything you could ever want. Most importantly, there's a metric shitload of beer wherever you look. 10% alcohol beer, by the liter.

Bob: "Yo check this out dogg...I was so drunk last night I almost threw up! It was crazy man. I must have had like a liter of beer."
Jack: "Shut up bitch. I had 3 liters, puked, rallied and had two more, puked again, stripped in front of 10000 people in a tent, then went home and banged a dirty African whore. Indabutt."
Nick D: "No. No you didn't"
Jack: "No, I didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did...eh, eh?"

by Nick D November 5, 2003

bo-duke it

to enter a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door.

On the Dukes of Hazzard, Bo Duke used to bo-duke it all the time.

A lot of rednecks like to bo-duke it into their Ford F-150s.

by Nick D September 8, 2003

Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

by Nick D September 23, 2003