Definitions by Nick D
fake the deal
1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive
1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."
2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"
3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."
2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"
3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.
fake the deal by Nick D December 11, 2003
Harrisburg
The capital of Pennsylvania, a place where there are a lot of drugs, money, bitches, and guns. Home of the infamous apartment complex known as The Brook.
Nicholas D: "So how's Harrisburg?"
Nick D: "It's a shit show dogg, full of pimps and hoes, people getting shot, and hardcore crack dealers who sell to little kids on the street."
Nicholas D: "Oh, sounds like you have a terrible crime problem. I'm sorry you have to live there."
Nick D: "Fuck that, bitch! It's all good in da hood. We know how to throw down."
Nick D: "It's a shit show dogg, full of pimps and hoes, people getting shot, and hardcore crack dealers who sell to little kids on the street."
Nicholas D: "Oh, sounds like you have a terrible crime problem. I'm sorry you have to live there."
Nick D: "Fuck that, bitch! It's all good in da hood. We know how to throw down."
Harrisburg by Nick D December 11, 2003
in the hole
1) inside a bodily orifice
2) inside an opening in the ground
3) face down, as in poker
4) two batters after the one currently batting, in a baseball game
5) short of money
2) inside an opening in the ground
3) face down, as in poker
4) two batters after the one currently batting, in a baseball game
5) short of money
Even though I was in the hole during the game, I had time to get her in the hole in the hole behind the dugout. It was even better than being dealt aces in the hole when you're $100 in the hole.
in the hole by Nick D December 11, 2003
papers
Documents necessary to pass into another country or legally live there, such as a passport, visa, or green card.
Fred: "Dag dogg, I can't believe El Rodeo shut down. What's up with that?"
Billy: "Yeah, you know that dirty guy Jose that runs the place, that dirty Mexican...they deported his dirty ass."
Fred: "Man everyone knew that dirty wetback didn't have papers. What a shame. That joint had good tacos."
Billy: "Word."
Billy: "Yeah, you know that dirty guy Jose that runs the place, that dirty Mexican...they deported his dirty ass."
Fred: "Man everyone knew that dirty wetback didn't have papers. What a shame. That joint had good tacos."
Billy: "Word."
absinth
A green liquid containing 60-80% alcohol and wormwood absinth. Good absinth (illegal in most countries) can cause hallucination. Bad absinth just gets you really wasted. Many people believe absinth was the cause of a lot of old French guys going crazy in the 18th and 19th centuries.
The Stanford Tri Delt was straight tore up when I was sober, but as I downed more and more absinth, she magically transformed to beat to slightly below average to nothing to write home about to blowed. Then I got her indabutt and was very surprised when I woke up next to a disgusting pig the next morning.
double-bag it
Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.
double-bag it by Nick D December 3, 2003