Nick D's definitions

Word up, kids?

What your mom says when she's trying to be cool. You know she says it.

"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

JMU

jo' mama university

Senior year of high school:
"So, have you heard from colleges?"
"Yeah, I got into JMU last night."
"Oh, James Madison University?"
"No, Jo' Mama University."
OR:
"I got a degree in anal penetration, with honors, from JMU...Jo' Mama University!"

by Nick D February 25, 2003

pos

1) Piece Of Shit
2) an abbreviation some companies use for Positively Outstanding Service.

If you would clean that POS off the floor, that would really be a demonstration of POS. Hell, I'd promote you!

by Nick D May 17, 2003

too cool for school

A state in which a person thinks him or herself superior to everyone else in a given group or in general. Generally used sarcastically.

Ben Stiller: "You may think you're too cool for school. But I got a news flash for you...you AREN'T."
(Zoolander)

by Nick D November 3, 2003

sleep debt

Something you accumulate whenever you don't sleep an adequate amount on a given night. In the ghetto they call it "slizzeep to da dizzebt".

If sleep debt was dollars, yo' mama would be a rich bitch.

by Nick D March 17, 2003

jewdar

The innate ability to detect Jewishness in another person. Like a sixth sense.

"Yo check out the guy with the pigtails and yammulke. Jewdar off the charts."
"Oh you mean Jedediah over there? No, he's Presbyterian, obviously, bitch."

Some guy: "Shalom baby, 'jew' lookin' mighty fine tonight."
Girl: "What!!?!? I'm not Jewish, motherfucker. I'm Hindu. Nice jewdar."
Some guy: "Oh, sorry, I didn't see that red dot on your head. And that kimono or whatever it is. Oh yeah, and I guess you do look sort of Indian too. So, how 'bout you take me back to the reservation with you? You can be Pocahontas and I'll be the John Smith. Then we can bang."
(gets bitch-slapped)

by Nick D November 21, 2003

USCS

The University of South Cameron Street, another name for Harrisburg Area Community College (13th grade, HACC). People call it this trying to sound like it's a much more prestigious school in California.

Jimmy: "Man, HACC is kicking my ass this semester."
Bobby: "Yeah man, I feel really bad for you. I'm having a really good time over at USCS. The girls there are AWESOME and I hang out on the beach all day. I'll probably make a couple million once I get out, you know, cuz I'm gonna get into the film industry."
Jimmy: "California must be a good time. Hey, wait a minute...aren't you in my basic arithmetic class?"
Bobby: "Yeah, I go to HACC. By the beach I mean the concrete beach on the Susquehanna River. And by the film industry I mean animal porn. Man, I'm sore from that horse last night."
Jimmy: "Seriously dude, you need to lay off the paint thinner."

by Nick D August 26, 2004