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you know who

Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.
"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor

Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 13, 2004
mugGet the you know whomug.

Mo

1) short for Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
2) short for "More"
3) a nickname for a lot of names, like Melvin, Mohan, Moseph, etc.
Mo, if you drink any mo' Mo you'll be on the flo'.
by Nick D September 30, 2003
mugGet the Momug.

home of the terrapins

The state of Maryland, or the University of Maryland, whose mascot is the Terrapin.
"I was herbin' 'em in the home of the terrapins
Got it dirt cheap for 'em
Plus if they was short with cheese I would work wit 'em."
-Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"
by Nick D February 19, 2004
mugGet the home of the terrapinsmug.

jack-off Jimmy

a nickname for someone who masturbates all the time.
I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.
by Nick D May 1, 2003
mugGet the jack-off Jimmymug.

front your ass a play

To provide you with a hit or small amount of drugs.
Tom: "Dude, I can't believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of 'Pretty Pretty Princesses in the Land of Magical Unicorns.' That play was LAAAAAME, dude."
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"

"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
by Nick D February 2, 2006
mugGet the front your ass a playmug.

laughing stock

Something or someone that is ridiculed by everyone else and is often well-known only because it is so ridiculous and so bad it's funny.
The 2004 USA "Dream Team" is the laughing stock of the basketball world.

David Hasselhoff is the laughing stock of the rap music industry.

William Hung is the laughing stock of the American people.
by Nick D August 16, 2004
mugGet the laughing stockmug.

rap game

the hardest 9 to 5 you'll ever have, motherfucker...the rap industry
"I ain't sellin' my soul for dis rap game, but I'm tellin' you no it ain't happening." -Shady Records
by Nick D March 31, 2003
mugGet the rap gamemug.

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