Refers generally to a condition in which one's pants, skirt, or underwear gradually slide up the legs/hips/waist, often resulting in a major wedgie if left unchecked. Can be caused by suspenders, poorly-fitting clothes, shifting positions while sitting, or exercise.
Seeing Gretchen's skirt ride up her fat cellulite-infested thighs reminded me that I had to pick up some cottage cheese at Safeway on the way home from work.
by Nick D August 16, 2004

Bob: "What seems to be the problem here, miss?"
Ugly ho on the side of the road: "Looks like my car's broke down, can you help me out?"
Bob: "That's not the only thing that's broke down. Later, skank."
Ugly ho on the side of the road: "Looks like my car's broke down, can you help me out?"
Bob: "That's not the only thing that's broke down. Later, skank."
by Nick D January 18, 2004

really rich; "loaded" with money.
"Man, why you with that girl? She's a bitch and she's got you whipped!"
"Dogg she's loaded...you ever see that pimped-out Ferrari she drives around in?"
"Dogg she's loaded...you ever see that pimped-out Ferrari she drives around in?"
by Nick D May 27, 2003

1) short for Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
2) short for "More"
3) a nickname for a lot of names, like Melvin, Mohan, Moseph, etc.
2) short for "More"
3) a nickname for a lot of names, like Melvin, Mohan, Moseph, etc.
by Nick D September 30, 2003

"I was herbin' 'em in the home of the terrapins
Got it dirt cheap for 'em
Plus if they was short with cheese I would work wit 'em."
-Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"
Got it dirt cheap for 'em
Plus if they was short with cheese I would work wit 'em."
-Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"
by Nick D February 19, 2004

The ultimate easy major in college. Getting anything lower than a 'A' in any class requires serious effort.
Professor: "Johnny, we need to talk about your coursework this semester in my Advanced International Relations 338 class."
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
Johnny: "Yeah, what of it, shithead?"
Professor: "Well, for your first paper, you simply wrote 'Fuck you, Professor Cockgobbler' and drew a cartoon which appeared to be me giving a...um...blow job...um...to a buffalo. For your second paper, you submitted an actual photo of you having anal intercourse with my 15-year-old daughter. On the final exam, you wrote 'I am going to brutally murder your entire extended family, seriously.' in dog shit. Then you did in fact murder them all."
Johnny: "So what?"
Professor: "This type of disrespect will absolutely not be tolerated in my class. I'm going to have to punish you by lowering your grade to an A-minus."
Johnny: "NO!!!! That's going to lower my GPA so much!"
Professor: "Well, given that you have committed such atrocities in addition to your complete lack of ambition as well as academic ability, I'd say you deserve no better than a 3.98."
Johnny: "WHAT??? How could you say such a thing? You'd have to be a severely retarded quadriplegic to get a GPA that terrible!"
by Nick D February 07, 2006

Mike: "So Worm, how are the boys upstate treatin' you?"
Worm: "Not so good. I dropped the soap yesterday."
Mike: "Ouch. So some guy showed you HIS worm?"
Worm: "Not exactly. I didn't see it, but I sure as hell felt it."
Mike: "Awwww shiiiiit. You'd better get some ice for that."
Worm: "Not so good. I dropped the soap yesterday."
Mike: "Ouch. So some guy showed you HIS worm?"
Worm: "Not exactly. I didn't see it, but I sure as hell felt it."
Mike: "Awwww shiiiiit. You'd better get some ice for that."
by Nick D February 11, 2004
