Definitions by Nick D
Hummelstown
A hick town in Pennsylvania, sometimes called the ghetto of Hershey, PA. 2 miles west of Hershey and 10 miles east of Harrisburg. This town also happens to be the bomb diggity. Area code is 717.
Hummels
Town
Pennsylvania
is also called the HTP.
Hummels
Town
Pennsylvania
is also called the HTP.
"What you wanna do today, fish on the Swatty, eat at Dempsey's, or absolutely jack shit?"
"I don't know man. Hummelstown, you know, too much going on."
"So I hear you're moving out of the big city and into the small town."
"Yeah dogg I couldn't handle the bustling metropolis of Hershey. Hummelstown's where it's at. I got a pretty good place on the back streets by Chick's Tavern."
"What's it gonna cost you."
"$420 a month. And believe me dogg that's no coincidence."
"Haha right on."
"Sometimes you just gotta smoke."
"I don't know man. Hummelstown, you know, too much going on."
"So I hear you're moving out of the big city and into the small town."
"Yeah dogg I couldn't handle the bustling metropolis of Hershey. Hummelstown's where it's at. I got a pretty good place on the back streets by Chick's Tavern."
"What's it gonna cost you."
"$420 a month. And believe me dogg that's no coincidence."
"Haha right on."
"Sometimes you just gotta smoke."
Hummelstown by Nick D February 19, 2004
Swatty
jewish bankroll
A big bill such as a $20 or a $100 wrapped around a roll of $1 bills in order to make it look like more money than it actually is.
I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.
jewish bankroll by Nick D February 19, 2004
one for the road
1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.
2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.
2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.
1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."
2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."
2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.
one for the road by Nick D February 16, 2004
Jimmy Iovine
Chairman of Interscope Records, a very powerful figure in the rap game who is mentioned in many songs.
"Muredr Inc. will send their deepest condolences and sympathies
To Aftermath and Shady, Interscope and Jimmy Iovine."
-Ja Rule, "Loose Change"
"...but in the meantime, it's Jimmy Iovine time."
-Obie Trice, "Love Me"
To Aftermath and Shady, Interscope and Jimmy Iovine."
-Ja Rule, "Loose Change"
"...but in the meantime, it's Jimmy Iovine time."
-Obie Trice, "Love Me"
Jimmy Iovine by Nick D February 16, 2004
got sum teeth
The basic qualification that determines whether or not a one night stand was worth it when you wake up sober in the morning and see the skank without beer goggles.
"This my favorite song
I sing along when the DJ
And if I leave her tonight and I fall asleep
And I wake up
Hopefully she got sum teeth"
-Obie Trice, "Got Sum Teeth"
I sing along when the DJ
And if I leave her tonight and I fall asleep
And I wake up
Hopefully she got sum teeth"
-Obie Trice, "Got Sum Teeth"
got sum teeth by Nick D February 13, 2004
St. John's
A New York City university that is best known for basketball players that love to gang-bang middle-aged prostitutes and refuse to pay, thus getting kicked off the team and possibly out of the school. This is all true, check the news.
up north:
Big Tommy: "So what are you in here for."
Grady: "Soliciting prostitution. I didn't have any money so the bitch ratted me out."
Big Tommy: "Yo, Louie, looks like we've got another one of those St. John's kids in here."
Louie: "Give him the usual welcome ceremony."
Big Tommy: "Sure thing."
Grady: "Hey, how'd you know I'm from St. John's?"
Big Tommy: "Shut up. Just drop your pants and bend over, bitch. This'll only take a minute."
Big Tommy: "So what are you in here for."
Grady: "Soliciting prostitution. I didn't have any money so the bitch ratted me out."
Big Tommy: "Yo, Louie, looks like we've got another one of those St. John's kids in here."
Louie: "Give him the usual welcome ceremony."
Big Tommy: "Sure thing."
Grady: "Hey, how'd you know I'm from St. John's?"
Big Tommy: "Shut up. Just drop your pants and bend over, bitch. This'll only take a minute."
St. John's by Nick D February 12, 2004