weird-ass nerds that always study and never talk to anyone, but show up at parties to hang out in the corner and take pictures of random people and shit
So it was Saturday night and there was this huge ass party so I got up on the mike and yelled "WAAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAP motherfuckers!!?!?!?!?!" but then nobody said jack shit and I realized it wasn't really a party, it was a library and a bunch of weird-ass Hus and Kous were looking up at me over their fucking organic chem books. That was a crazy trip dogg.
by Nick D February 12, 2003
Guy on the street: "That job I had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. First I'd polish the strippers' pole, then they'd polish mine. Pretty good way to get paid if you ask me."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."
Pig: "I'm sorry sir, you can't live here in this cardboard box. Move it."
by Nick D January 14, 2004
by Nick D February 08, 2003
1) To be extremely cheap with someone or demand every last dollar.
2) To provide people with small bags of marijuana.
2) To provide people with small bags of marijuana.
Thurgood: "Whats up nigga, you gonna nickel and dime (2) me today as usual?"
Samson: "Aiight dogg I'll give you this dime bag here for $17."
Thurgood: "Sheeit, all I got is this $16. I'll get you the $1 later."
Samson: "No can do. I need it all up front."
Thurgood: "Man why you gotta go and nickel and dime (1) me like that?"
Samson: "Aiight dogg I'll give you this dime bag here for $17."
Thurgood: "Sheeit, all I got is this $16. I'll get you the $1 later."
Samson: "No can do. I need it all up front."
Thurgood: "Man why you gotta go and nickel and dime (1) me like that?"
by Nick D February 24, 2004
Statements made by corners:
"I like to eat corn on the cob."
"KoRn is my favorite band in the world."
"I live in the town of Corning, NY."
"I have a nasty corn on my foot."
"All my jokes are corny."
"I like to eat corn on the cob."
"KoRn is my favorite band in the world."
"I live in the town of Corning, NY."
"I have a nasty corn on my foot."
"All my jokes are corny."
by Nick D May 27, 2003
Yo Bubba might way 350 and bench 600, but that nigga is flabby. I'm trying to be like MJ. That playa is cut.
by Nick D February 21, 2003
"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."
"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."
"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."
by Nick D April 02, 2003