Nick D's definitions

the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

by Nick D February 26, 2004

never have I ever

A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).

That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

poopbutt

A sucker who lacks street smarts and is easily played; a mark.

"I ain't the one, the one to get played like a poopbutt...ya see I'm from the streets, and I know what's up." -Ice Cube, N.W.A.'s "I Ain't Tha 1"

John talked Rusty into buying "turbo-powered" toilet paper for double the price of regular. Man, what a poopbutt that guy is.

by Nick D August 28, 2005

the freund

1) A hairstyle very similar to a mullet, but slightly more wavy.
2) A move in bed where you finish doing a girl from behind, flick your head back and wave your hair as if you were on a shampoo commercial, and then yell in a low voice "OH YEAH, IT'S THE FREUND!"

Girl: "Nice 'do, loser. Way to sport the freund."
You: "Haha. You know you love it, baby. Now I'll show you why they call it 'A girl's best freund.'"

After Adam finished nailing Emily from the back, he pulled the freund on her like it was his job. Mike Piazza rolled over in his grave.

by Nick D October 15, 2003

fin' to

short for fixing to

I'm fin' to give you a nice ol' whoopin', son!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

city

a term used to emphasize the amount of something.

Stanford is ugly bitch city! The hottest cheerleader here is still only a 4.5!

What the fuck? This place is Jeff Gordon flag city! Let's get out of this inbreeding trailer trash neighborhood.

Let's not go to Eat n' Park tonight. That place is fudge packer city! I'd rather not be treated like Lil Bow Wow tonight.

Dag motherfucker, Cali is city city! There's LA, Frisco, Diego, San Jose, and so on.

by Nick D April 3, 2003

Cutty

1) Like the cut...off to the side or in the background, generally implying some type of shady activity.
2) Out of the way, far from normal civilization (NOT the same as "country")

1) "We in da cutty motherfucker, you done done too much you got it comin' motherfucker" -Snoop Dogg ("Die 4 My Niggaz")

2) Compared to the rest of America, Alaska is way the fuck out in the cutty.

by Nick D October 15, 2003