nothing to write home about

Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much worse.

Rick: "Oh man this crack is alright, but it's far from the best I've ever smoked. Nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"

Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."

by Nick D November 24, 2003

aviator lens

a type of sunglasses made by Ray-Ban and used in aviation and in da hood.

I was cruisin' in da Benz wit da fished-out fins, 24's wit 10's, aviator lens.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

gang of

A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.

"Later on that day, Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray and a fat-ass J that made me choke...sheeeit this ain't no joke." -Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Gin and Juice"

A gang of gangs ganged up on my gang in that gang war. Damn did we get our shit handed to us.

by Nick D November 03, 2005

yourmom.com

used to be a website, now it just means your mom.

I got my "log on" to yourmom.com last night, if you know what I mean.

by Nick D February 25, 2003

B.S.

1) short for "bullshit"
2) short for "beer shits", a more subtle way to say it

You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)

by Nick D November 19, 2003

wild goose

A nickname for your penis.

Drop your pants and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

by Nick D February 24, 2004

on the creep

1) Cheating on one's significant other.
2) On top of a creepy person.

Don suspected his wife was on the creep with that crazy old bum that lived under the bridge. His suspicions were proven correct when he came home early from work one day to find the hobo's shopping cart parked outside and his wife in bed on the creep.

by Nick D July 13, 2004