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Definitions by Nick D

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.
Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

scrape the bottom of the barrel 

To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.
Joe said he'd come to the big party with a bunch of hoes, but we knew he was really scraping the bottom of the barrel when he showed up holding a bunch of garden tools.
To play man-to-man defense in a basketball game.
Timid Timothy pissed his pants when the coach told him that he'd have to man up against Shaq.
man up by Nick D May 17, 2004
(verb) To kill yourself, whether intentionally or not.
"Damn, we really weren't too friendly to Eugene yesterday. I hope he didn't freak out."
"Nah man didn't you hear what happened? He friendlied last night. Swallowed a bunch of rat poison."
"Oh that sucks."
"Yeah."
"Let's go watch Chappelle's Show."
"Yeeeeeah!"
friendly by Nick D May 16, 2004
1) Another way to say "hurry up".
2) An expression of disbelief, similar to "what's up with that?".
3) To ejaculate on an object or person.
George: "Come on, we're gonna be late!"
Shirley: "Hold on, I've gotta find a new dress to wear. My old one got come on."
George: "Come on! You're such a dumb slut!"
come on by Nick D May 14, 2004

take you down a peg or two 

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.
Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

Lambda Lambda Lambda 

The nerd fraternity from "Revenge of the Nerds". At all of its other chapters, however, it's a black fraternity. Called "Tri-Lamb" for short.
"You guys wanna go to the Tri-Lamb party tonight?"
"No, I'd rather go pimp it over at Lane Bryant. There'll be hotter girls there."