Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.
When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.
by Nick D August 18, 2004
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Get the fish mug.1. (adj) abrupt and obvious in manner of speech.
2. (adj) not sharp-pointed; dull (describing an object).
2. (adj) not sharp-pointed; dull (describing an object).
1. To be blunt about it, I really need a fucking blunt. I haven't had a good smoke all day.
2. Hand over the blunt before I hit you with this large blunt object. I'm mad jonesing for a hit.
2. Hand over the blunt before I hit you with this large blunt object. I'm mad jonesing for a hit.
by Nick D April 28, 2003
Get the blunt mug.A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.
Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."
by Nick D August 30, 2004
Get the baller block mug.Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!
Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
by Nick D March 18, 2003
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Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"
Megan: "Hey Jake, remember me?"
Jake: "Oh yeah, Candy, the dirty hooker from 57th and Market...have those warts cleared up yet?"
Megan: "No, silly, I was the head cheerleader, remember? You always wanted to go out with me, but I was dating the star quarterback of the football team. Well now I'm available..."
Jake: "Shit bitch, you were smokin' hot back then, but now you're straight up struuuuggling! Scat!"
by Nick D May 08, 2005
Get the struggling mug.A high-pitched singing-like noise made by rolling the tongue...signifies the presence of an Indian (from India) person. The reason behind this "word" is that it's supposed to sound like Indian music. It's a fairly offensive term.
When we walked into Shibu's Liquor Store, Ted suddenly started chanting "alalalalala!!!" Then Shibu knocked him the fuck out with an empty keg.
by Nick D October 15, 2003
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