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13th grade

Any community college, especially Harrisburg Area Community College (HACC). It's basically the same exact thing as high school, except it's easier and people around you are generally not the sharpest tools in the shed and give even less of a shit than they did before. See also the bomb diggity.
Looks like Joe has to repeat 13th grade. I guess he just couldn't HACC it.
by Nick D September 18, 2003
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blowed

"Ayyo I hooked up with that girl with the 38EE's last night!"
"Fo' real nigga that bitch is blowed!"
by Nick D February 27, 2003
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pimpery

"Been knowin' da ho fo' fo' days, pimpery pays, and I bet you don't know that she goes both ways."
-"XXplosive"
by Nick D May 22, 2003
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the rake

Shaneefa: "Yo Cube I need to get my hair done and my nails done...can I have $900?"
Cube: "Bitch you are such a fucking rake. Suck my dick."
by Nick D February 15, 2003
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ship hit the iceberg

When Josh Hartnett's dad walked in on his son getting it in the ass from none other than the king of the world Leonardo DiCaprio, the ship really hit the iceberg.
by Nick D October 13, 2003
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captain crunch

1) A fairly sweet, crunchy cereal
2) To pay for someone's lunch, but make them pay for your dinner, which will likely cost a good deal more. A pretty sleazy way to save money and screw someone.
Comes from Master P's "Hoody Hoo", from the line "You da captain, I'm da crunch, you got the dinner, I got lunch."
3) To screw someone out of anything by being extremely cheap.
Dag dogg, I wanted a hamburger, but instead we got stuck with this damn bowl of Captain Crunch. They really captain crunched us on that one.

Yuri: "Yo Umberto I thought your mom was gonna make us steak tonight, but instead we're stuck with this damned cheesefish. What the dillio?"
Umberto: "Yeah she really captain crunched us this time."
Mom: "Shut up kids and eat your damned CHEESEFISH!!!"
Yuri: "Dogg you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner."
by Nick D October 30, 2003
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penny piece

A very unattractive female who would receive a rating of "1" on a scale of 1 to 10.
The opposite of a dime piece or dime (a perfect 10).
See also small change.
Bob: "Hey man, I think I've got a shot with Tiffany tonight? Can you play wingman for me?"
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."
by Nick D May 27, 2006
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