these nuts

"Deez nutz", to dorky white kids who wanna be down with how it is in da hood.

Steven: "Hey C-Train did you start on that thesis yet?"
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."

by Nick D February 08, 2004

negative nancy

Someone who commonly whines, complains, or looks at the bad side of things.

2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."

by Nick D May 02, 2005

sell short

1) To sell something (usually a stock) that one does not own, with the anticipation that the item's value will decline and they will be able to buy it back at a later date for a lesser price.
2) To deny someone credit that they deserve. This is generally something a person does to him/herself.

1)
I sold your sister short last year for $100, then bought her back this year for a can of Skoal and a junior bacon cheeseburger. Damn that rag has really started to circle the drain.
2)
You: "So you're not going to let me beat it up, are you?"
Girl: "Nope, sorry. Denied! But don't sell yourself short...3 inches isn't really that small. At least you've got my chihuahua beat...I think."
(sell short)

by Nick D September 08, 2005

bus driver

someone who takes someone else to school, literally or figuratively

DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!

by Nick D February 13, 2003

fish

to try to catch fish with a net, line and hook, vacuum cleaner, high-powered harpoon gun, or other instrument.

"Hey Bob I caught 39 fish."
"With what variety of instrument?"
"A vacuum cleaner."
"Pizzimp tizzite!"

by Nick D March 06, 2003

mothra

Officially known as a motherfuckin' crane fly, it's one of those big-ass mosquito-looking mofos that fly around your dorm room. They don't bite or really do fucking anything but run into the wall, but you have to just kill them because they freak out any bitches that you might have over.

Go to sleep, bitch! Die mothra-fucker, die!

by Nick D June 01, 2003

like it ain't no thing

To a very large extent; a lot.

The Big Unit: "So Mike, how'd it go with that bitch last night? Did you pull the freund on her?"
Mike Piazza: "Hell yeah dogg, like it ain't no thing."

Bob: "What up Joe."
Joe: "Nothing playa, just hangin' out, being broke, doing nothing."
Bob: "Whatever man, you're family is fucking loaded. And you're always freaking out that you have too much shit to do."
Joe: "W-W-Whatever man, that's bullshit. I'm just keepin' it real, ya know what I'm sayin'. And I really have no money. I've got nothing like it ain't no..."
Bob: "Shut up. Bitch."

by Nick D November 05, 2003