poopbutt

A sucker who lacks street smarts and is easily played; a mark.

"I ain't the one, the one to get played like a poopbutt...ya see I'm from the streets, and I know what's up." -Ice Cube, N.W.A.'s "I Ain't Tha 1"

John talked Rusty into buying "turbo-powered" toilet paper for double the price of regular. Man, what a poopbutt that guy is.

by Nick D August 02, 2005

Lorena Bobbitt

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.

Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.

by Nick D April 06, 2003

Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.

I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.

by Nick D September 23, 2003

the bomb diggity

the greatest thing ever (Philly slang).

You might here the following in Philly:
"The Phillies are the bomb diggity."
"This cheese steak is the bomb diggity."
"The Liberty Bell is the bomb diggity, if you're into that kind of shit."
"Dude your mom was the bomb diggity in bed last night."

by Nick D September 10, 2003

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Don't fuck with my bitch

1) What you say when you tell a nigga/cracka who frontin' to lay off your bitch.
2) should have been the title of that Nivea song...it wouldn't suck so much then.

1) Don't fuck with my bitch nigga or the pigs gonna find you and your family in a dark alley lyin' in chalk.
2) Don't fuck with my bitch, I'm a be the one to break it to you, got my niggaz and my bitch, so find yo own ho and leave mine alone yo.

by Nick D March 06, 2003