Nick D's definitions
DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!
by Nick D February 13, 2003
Get the bus drivermug. Officially known as a motherfuckin' crane fly, it's one of those big-ass mosquito-looking mofos that fly around your dorm room. They don't bite or really do fucking anything but run into the wall, but you have to just kill them because they freak out any bitches that you might have over.
by Nick D June 1, 2003
Get the mothramug. The Big Unit: "So Mike, how'd it go with that bitch last night? Did you pull the freund on her?"
Mike Piazza: "Hell yeah dogg, like it ain't no thing."
Bob: "What up Joe."
Joe: "Nothing playa, just hangin' out, being broke, doing nothing."
Bob: "Whatever man, you're family is fucking loaded. And you're always freaking out that you have too much shit to do."
Joe: "W-W-Whatever man, that's bullshit. I'm just keepin' it real, ya know what I'm sayin'. And I really have no money. I've got nothing like it ain't no..."
Bob: "Shut up. Bitch."
Mike Piazza: "Hell yeah dogg, like it ain't no thing."
Bob: "What up Joe."
Joe: "Nothing playa, just hangin' out, being broke, doing nothing."
Bob: "Whatever man, you're family is fucking loaded. And you're always freaking out that you have too much shit to do."
Joe: "W-W-Whatever man, that's bullshit. I'm just keepin' it real, ya know what I'm sayin'. And I really have no money. I've got nothing like it ain't no..."
Bob: "Shut up. Bitch."
by Nick D November 5, 2003
Get the like it ain't no thingmug. to try to catch fish with a net, line and hook, vacuum cleaner, high-powered harpoon gun, or other instrument.
"Hey Bob I caught 39 fish."
"With what variety of instrument?"
"A vacuum cleaner."
"Pizzimp tizzite!"
"With what variety of instrument?"
"A vacuum cleaner."
"Pizzimp tizzite!"
by Nick D March 6, 2003
Get the fishmug. 2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."
by Nick D May 2, 2005
Get the negative nancymug. Steven: "Hey C-Train did you start on that thesis yet?"
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."
by Nick D February 8, 2004
Get the these nutsmug. A shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.
Problem: The condom broke.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.
Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.
Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.
Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
by Nick D July 14, 2004
Get the quick fixmug.