by Nick D May 20, 2003
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Get the Mazda RX7 mug.Bitch was fishing for compliments, saying shit like "I lost 5 lbs." and "I just got implants." and "How do I look?" So I pimp-slapped her.
by Nick D March 06, 2003
Get the fish mug.D.J.: "Did you hear what happened that Asian kid Wang Chung?"
B.J.: "Yeah, he got busted big time."
D.J.: "I can't believe he really made fake tests with D's and F's on them so that people would think he's a slacker, when really he's a straight-A student who studies all the time."
B.J.: "Yeah you know something's gotta be fishy when an Asian kid is failing."
D.J.: "That'll really cramp your style though, getting busted like that. It's gotta kill your P.I."
B.J.: "Yeah, but the thing is, his parents already killed it by naming him after that goofy 80's song."
D.J.: "Kind of like when my parents named me 'Disc Jockey'. But I got over it. Eventually."
B.J.: "Man, you do NOT wanna know what my real name is... By the way, I'm gay."
B.J.: "Yeah, he got busted big time."
D.J.: "I can't believe he really made fake tests with D's and F's on them so that people would think he's a slacker, when really he's a straight-A student who studies all the time."
B.J.: "Yeah you know something's gotta be fishy when an Asian kid is failing."
D.J.: "That'll really cramp your style though, getting busted like that. It's gotta kill your P.I."
B.J.: "Yeah, but the thing is, his parents already killed it by naming him after that goofy 80's song."
D.J.: "Kind of like when my parents named me 'Disc Jockey'. But I got over it. Eventually."
B.J.: "Man, you do NOT wanna know what my real name is... By the way, I'm gay."
by Nick D June 04, 2004
Get the P.I. mug.1) to hurry
2) the time when you check out different frats or sororities and decide which one you want to pledge
3) the early part of a high, especially cocaine
4) a shitty 80's band that Trekkie-types listen to
5) Limbaugh
6) slang for "Russian"
2) the time when you check out different frats or sororities and decide which one you want to pledge
3) the early part of a high, especially cocaine
4) a shitty 80's band that Trekkie-types listen to
5) Limbaugh
6) slang for "Russian"
1) You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushin'?
2) Ryan was wasted off his ass during frat rush, so we breathalyzed him and that motherfucker was off the charts!
3) "Man that rush from those caffeine pills was intense."
"No it wasn't. Shut up bitch."
4) I'm sorry son, but the guitarist from Rush is your father, and it ends up he's gay.
5) We were jammin' to Rush Limbaugh in the car and a cop pulled us over.
6) That guy's either a fucking Polak or a dumb ass Rush.
You'd better rush so we can go to the frat rush party on time and snort coke and get a rush while listening to Rush or Rush Limbaugh, you fucking Rush.
2) Ryan was wasted off his ass during frat rush, so we breathalyzed him and that motherfucker was off the charts!
3) "Man that rush from those caffeine pills was intense."
"No it wasn't. Shut up bitch."
4) I'm sorry son, but the guitarist from Rush is your father, and it ends up he's gay.
5) We were jammin' to Rush Limbaugh in the car and a cop pulled us over.
6) That guy's either a fucking Polak or a dumb ass Rush.
You'd better rush so we can go to the frat rush party on time and snort coke and get a rush while listening to Rush or Rush Limbaugh, you fucking Rush.
by Nick D March 31, 2003
Get the Rush mug.Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."
(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."
Aaliyah: "All right."
R. Kelly: "Uh...can you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"
Aaliyah: "OK."
(3 months later)
R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
Get the shoot blanks mug.McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
by Nick D December 07, 2004
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