beat up jill

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.

Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

Word up, kids?

What your mom says when she's trying to be cool. You know she says it.

"Word up kids? Yo yo yo the notorious M.O.M. is in the house, homeyz! Better eat your veggies before I bust a cap on yo white ass."
"Your mom's fucked up, dude."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

young'un

1) a kid, a young person.
2) a single sperm cell (also called "a kid").

1) Holla back young'un! Woo hoo!
2) Oops, there goes my young'uns all over your face...

by Nick D May 02, 2003

Gone

not here anymore.

Justin Timberlake: "You're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, yo-o-o-ou're gone, you're gone, baby girl you're gone, I-I-I'm gay...oops I didn't mean that, really."

Redneck: "Where'd my house go?"
Other redneck: "Gone. I think your wife drove it to the city."

by Nick D April 03, 2003

the pilgrimage

The trip to Beirut, Lebanon that every real beirut player must make at least once in his/her lifetime. Generally involves a week straight of playing the game and drinking beer with Lebanese boozehounds.

Ryan Seacrest: "Hey, where was Jimmy last night? Circle jerks just aren't the same without him."
William Hung: "Oh yeah, he's gonna be gone all week, he's in the middle east."
Ryan Seacrest: "The pilgrimage, eh?"
William Hung: "You know it, dogg. Oh, oh, oh yeah, there it is!" *SPLAT*
Ryan Seacrest: "Damn! Looks like I have to eat the jizz muffin again."

by Nick D May 01, 2004

fatkins diet

Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.

Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."

by Nick D July 20, 2004

waste your flavor

To cramp your style or disrespect someone, making the person look like a little bitch, or anything less than a pimp.

Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"

by Nick D October 27, 2004