Definitions by Nick D
poor man's
Mr. Ed is the poor man's John Kerry, since he has the same face but inferior public-speaking skills.
Jared was horrified when he remembered going home wasted with a Jessica Alba look-alike, then woke up the next morning naked next to the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell.
Jared was horrified when he remembered going home wasted with a Jessica Alba look-alike, then woke up the next morning naked next to the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell.
poor man's by Nick D December 6, 2004
Lil Jon cannonball
A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.
My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.
Lil Jon cannonball by Nick D December 1, 2004
cannonball
A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.
cannonball by Nick D November 23, 2004
Little Britain
A great show. I do really like it but there is a bad point, one I don't think Matt Lucas thought about. The endless quotes. If I heard one more "Yeah, but no, but" or "ano" or "Dust, Dust anyone" i may just have to rip there fucking heads off and destroy them!
Simon (Train Boy): You see Little Britain last night?"
Nick: "Yeah"
Simon (Train Freak): It was the best yet... Yeah but no but yeah but.." *smack*
Nick: "Yeah"
Simon (Train Freak): It was the best yet... Yeah but no but yeah but.." *smack*
Little Britain by Nick D November 10, 2004
farm team system
The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)
People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)
People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.
Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.
farm team system by Nick D November 8, 2004
hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking
A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.
hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking by Nick D October 28, 2004
FAB
An acronym for:
Far
Away
Bitch.
Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.
Far
Away
Bitch.
Describes a girl who is "good from far, but far from good" (appears hot from a distance, but becomes more and more busted as you approach each other.
After whistling and shouting a couple "OW OW!"s when checking out Julie from a far, Ted soon realized the terrible truth: that despite the decent body, it appeared that her face had caught on fire and been put out with a chain and some acid. However, since he was not a man of high standards and never turned down an easy piece of ass, he proceeded to bag it and tag it.