Nick D's definitions

Misery

Nickname for a depressing state in the midwest where absolutely nothing happens, ever. Major cities include St. Louis and Kansas city.

Looks like the University of Misery lost another one to Central Bumblefuck State.

On the drive to California I had to spend 4 hours passing through the state of Misery.

by Nick D April 2, 2004

king's ransom

A metric shitload of money.

Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game.

by Nick D May 15, 2005

take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

by Nick D May 14, 2004

pimpmobile

a big pimped-out old car, usually white, for example Cadillac DeVilles of the 1980's and the 1989 Chevy Caprice, usually with window tints, rims, and hydraulics; a ghetto sled.

I was able to fit 12 hoes in my pimpmobile, then we went drunk bowling.

by Nick D March 18, 2003

real the deal

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.

The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.

by Nick D February 7, 2004

warehouse

To store not-yet-drunk beer or other alcohol on the side during a drinking game, as opposed to actually drinking it. An extremely bitch move, if not illegal by state and/or federal legislation.

After Grilled Cheese won the beirut tournament, his trophy was taken away when Bobby pointed out that he had warehoused enough beer to feed a family of four for a week.

by Nick D October 24, 2004

city

a term used to emphasize the amount of something.

Stanford is ugly bitch city! The hottest cheerleader here is still only a 4.5!

What the fuck? This place is Jeff Gordon flag city! Let's get out of this inbreeding trailer trash neighborhood.

Let's not go to Eat n' Park tonight. That place is fudge packer city! I'd rather not be treated like Lil Bow Wow tonight.

Dag motherfucker, Cali is city city! There's LA, Frisco, Diego, San Jose, and so on.

by Nick D April 3, 2003