Nick Bockwinkle's definitions

Junkyard Dog

1.n. Probably one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time. Mainly known for crawling in the ring like a dog and ramming his head into his opponents.
2.v. To cover a bitch in garbage and ram her doggy style until she howls.

1. "Did you see that Junkyard Dog match against Papa Shango last night? That shit was tight!"
2. "Dude, my girlfriend still smells like shit from that time two weeks ago when I Junkyard-Dogged her."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008

salty alarm clock

The act of blowing your load in your' still sleeping girlfriends eye.

"When I woke up this morning with morning wood that bitch was still sleeping, basically begging for the salty alarm clock."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

laptop

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

battery bra

noun.
Another term for a bra sized 'double A'.

me: "That girl doesn't look that bad."
brian: "Too bad she's sporting that battery bra."
me: "Yeah, but I'd still hit it."
b: "Me too."

by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008

rollercoaster jones

A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.

"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"

"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"

by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008

NHL '93

The greatest hockey game ever created for the Sega Genesis.

"Dude, last night on NHL '93 I made Gretzky bleed on the ice, and took the Whalers' to the cup!"

by Nick Bockwinkle December 9, 2008

Pac-man Jonesing

eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.

exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008