yankees

best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees Win, Theeeeeee Yankees Win!!!!!

by Nick June 05, 2005

school shopping

a more pleasant sounding term for masturbation

I really need to go school shopping after school.

by Nick August 31, 2004

ayrton

ayrton senna (dead ace brazilian F1 driver) = tenner

Dave mate...lend us an ayrton so I can go to the pub

by nick February 20, 2004

utah

45th state in the Union.
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
Home of the 4 m's
Mormons
Meth Labs
Mountains
Mini Vans
Capital City is Salt Lake City

Salt Lake City was host of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games

"Greatest Snow on Earth"

Yes, you can get a drink in Utah

by nick May 13, 2004

bumlasers

A general, non-sensical, but highly satisfying curse.

Person A: Dude, my car was broken in to.
Person B: Bumlasers mate.

by Nick October 01, 2004

dilznik

the DICK

What are you? Afraid of heights? Jump off the dilznik biotch

by Nick August 03, 2003

bruce lee's

erect nipples (hard nips)

that bird is gagging for it. look at her bruce lee's.

by nick August 21, 2003