governator

Arnold, the governor of california

People of Caleeforneea, prepare to be governated. Gray Davis, look out, or I will totally recall you.

by Nick December 04, 2003

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

Liquid Glove Love

When you jizz onto you hand and walk through a crowd of people, smack the piss out of one of them, and run away before they know it was you.

I Liquid Glove Loved Dave in the mall yesterday, he almost shit!

by Nick January 24, 2004

tobacco road

Refers to the state of North Carolina which is the best college basketball state of all time and has powerhouses of Duke, UNC, NC State and Wake Forest

Ain't no team better than teams on Tobacco Road

by Nick April 03, 2005

corncheck

To check for corn when having anal sex.
If corn is found on tip of penis when pulled out partner must have eaten corn

I pulled out and had to do a corncheck after travelin the hershey highway

by nick March 21, 2003

tibia

a lame copy of diablo made by a bunch of loser university students who happened to meet by chance. this game is the shit of shit on the net, yet assholes pay to play. gay graphics gay gameplay gay rules and played by gay ppl.(usually 8yo dumfucks who ned to grow some balls but sadly neva will. on the odd occasion u find a 16 or 17yo dumfuck with no life at all, and like the 8yo has no balls.)

gunbound is refered to aznbound
tibia should b refered to as southamericanfucktardgame or
europeanfucktardgame

once lamers play this game they never stop. once lamers play this game for more than 7 days they realise, "woah this game is so fucking gay that i can play it for the rest of my fucking life and ill neva need friends,parents,a wife/husband,a girlfriend/boyfriend,human interaction again in my life."

normal non-tibia playin person:u r soo fucking gay u waste ur life on such a load of shit.
tibia asshole: im gonna pk yo ass dont say that agen ur ill tell my mummy and she will smak u
normal non-tibia playing person:ahahahaha
tibia asshole:cry cry cry

by nick July 22, 2004

super cool

see: nick burton

nick is soo cupa coo' you foo'

by nick May 19, 2004