vaginavore

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.
Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.
by nick December 28, 2005
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shopvac

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.
She's the biggest shopvac around.
by Nick December 05, 2004
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Ible

(adj.)
Clever but lazy.
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diesel

Northern term for Nasty, a minging student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also Nasty
I got battered on Diesel last night
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apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.
Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!
by Nick July 07, 2003
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PKK

Player-Killer-Killer. One who kills those players who kill other players.
That PK just got ganked by a group of PKKs.

That camper PK got roxxored by a fire nova from an uber PKK.
by Nick November 24, 2003
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meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
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