Nick's definitions

crickey

an explicitive to express ones surprise or happiness

crickey mate your pants are on fire

by Nick June 10, 2003

yoonts

the word "yes" in the language of slurs

Omar: Dude did you get a mad duck phuck last night?

Nick: YOONTS!

by Nick February 8, 2005

off your gourd

Out of one's mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of one's element, kukoo bananas.

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?

Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.

Totally

by nick May 22, 2006

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

box

Taters 83 ford fairmont. FEAR THE BOX CHEVY BOY!! Full tube chassis with a turbocharged 472 cubic inch ford big block. 1500 horsepower.

Tators out cruisin in the box again. shit!!! he just ate that blown camaro away. Did you hear that... I think that guy is crying because that turbo displaces more air than his entire engine.

by nick September 11, 2003

transverted

trans·vert·ed (trans-vûrtd) adj.

1. Deviating from what is considered right and correct: a transverted idea of justice.

2. Of, relating to, or practicing sexual transversion.

3. Marked by misinterpretation or distortion: a transverted outlook on life.

This is so transverted.
I did it with your mom, she is so transverted.
You have a transverted sense of humor.

by nick August 6, 2005

guinea

Ginney/Guinea Italians Pronounced "gi-nee." Came from "Guinea Negro" and originally referred to any Black or any person of mixed ancestry. This dates back to the 1740's. By the 1890s it was being applied to Italians--almost certainly because they tend to have darker skin than Anglo-Saxons/Germans. By 1911 the term began being applied to Hispanics, although the reference to Italians is the most common.

Surely you did not call him a guinea. I mean really, do you even know what that means?

by nick April 24, 2005