Nick's definitions

masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.

Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!

by Nick November 10, 2002

yarg

a word meant to express utter dissatisfaction, some stress, and a little frazzle

"my car ran outta gas so now i have to walk all the way to 7-11, yarg"

by nick October 24, 2004

ibg

Used as an insultive discomforting when someone is after sympathy

Mark: My wife just left me and I don't know what to do mate (cries)
Simon: IBG
Mark: F--K OFF

by Nick March 10, 2004

humpkin

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.

"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."

"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"

by nick April 7, 2005

B's Out

Bounce, Be out, Go home, Get out of there.

Yo, popo!! popo! b's out

by Nick February 13, 2004

fucl

fucl (pron. fuckle)

A typo of the often used fuck, most likely to be said when angry, or frustrated. Common use may be heard verbally if the subject is prone to typing fucl.

Typing - "*spawncamped repeatedly* god damnit shit fucl n3wblets!"

Verbal - "*girlfriend calls* I wanna break up!" "Well fucl."

by Nick February 14, 2005

Schlager

Fucking idiot who gets a cab 1 block from his destination. Also known as a cock blocker.

I would have hooked up with Miss Iowa except my buddy pulled a Schlager!

by Nick January 14, 2004