smotomy

Unnatural smiting; smiting which isn't
really deserved, but happens.

Jonah being swallowed by a whale was smotomy, but part of God's plan, anyway.

by Nicholas Meyler September 24, 2003

chupacabra

Literally, "Goat-sucker." Typically a
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.

Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).

"The singer/actress Cher had photos of that chupacabra, John Ashcroft, so he couldn't prosecute her."

by Nicholas Meyler September 21, 2003

ukaly

Meaning must be determined from context, since it can mean either ugly, or very attractive.

The old bitsch was just ukaly, but Britney Spears is definitely ukaly.

by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003

Mole Hunters

Generally, government agents in the area of counter-intelligence, who specialize in the identification and apprehension of double-agents.

Aldrich Ames was caught and captured due to the work of talented psychic amateur mole-hunters.

by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

steganography

A form of cryptography where the cryptogram is "hidden in plain view." Mozart's 14th Symphony in A Major (Kochel # 114) can be deciphered to contain information about the Philadelphia Experiment, and the Alternate History of "another Universe,"
which occurred due to the intervention of Time-travel.

The message was hidden steganographically in microfilm, disguised as a period in a sentence of a letter.

by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

Exocetidae

The Class name of "Flying Fish". Comprised of some 40 odd species, found throughout the World, flying fish possess abnormally long pectoral fins, which enable them to glide substantial distances above the water.

Mick was astonished to see the exocetidae specimens flying at his head, and forgot to duck, so he was injured.

by Nicholas Meyler September 22, 2003

encryptment thesis

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003