NeverGonnaGetIt69's definitions
n.
Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
Get the affirmationsmug. n.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 7, 2021
Get the v-celmug. n.
A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
Get the sperm competition reactionmug. n.
Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
Get the sexual activitymug. v.
To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.
To degrade oneself by making the small penis hand gesture and using only the thumb and index finger of that hand to masturbate one's small penis.
My wife only allows me to pinch the pee pee and dribble my scum in the toilet after her boyfriend has spurted his cum in her pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
Get the pinch the pee peemug. adj.
1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.
2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.
2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.
2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
Get the pussylessmug. n.
A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
Get the pussy hydrantmug.