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A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 7, 2021
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A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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A process of emasculation and feminization used by a sissy school, a Mistress, or a Master to turn a hetero-sexual, -flexible, -romantic masculine male into a nonsexual servant for women and effeminate pussyboy for men.
Common Themes
1. Status: Not a Man
- Inferior & submissive to women & men
- Pronouns she/her or it/its
- Adopt fem name
- Serve women platonically & men sexually
2. Genitalia: clitty and sissy ovaries
- No sexual purpose
- Stay limp
- Never ejaculate
- Only receive sissy diddles
- Lock in pink chastity tube
3. Primary Sexual Organ: sissy-pussy
- Located below clitty
- Sissy g-spot makes sissygasms
- Wear butt plug to be ready for penetration
4. Crossdressing
- Only wear panties
- Shave or wax from neck down
- Dress up with makeup, wigs, & fem clothing
5. Serving Women
- Find Mistress(es) or gal pal(s) to friendzone and help feminize
- Strict prohibition from seeing female nudity
- Only platonic physical contact OR
- Acts of service like a pedicure
- Be her sissymaid
6. Serving Men
- Learn & practice blowjob techniques on dildos
- Eagerly suck any cock & swallow every load
- Offer sissy-pussy if requested
- Be his sissymaid
7. MtF Behavioral Modification
- Adopt fem habits
e.g. crossing legs instead of manspreading
- Switch to fem hobbies
e.g. Watch Lifetime instead of ESPN
Although the guidelines listed above are typical, a sissy training regimen is often tailored based on the sissy and the trainer's preferences.
A process of emasculation and feminization used by a sissy school, a Mistress, or a Master to turn a hetero-sexual, -flexible, -romantic masculine male into a nonsexual servant for women and effeminate pussyboy for men.
Common Themes
1. Status: Not a Man
- Inferior & submissive to women & men
- Pronouns she/her or it/its
- Adopt fem name
- Serve women platonically & men sexually
2. Genitalia: clitty and sissy ovaries
- No sexual purpose
- Stay limp
- Never ejaculate
- Only receive sissy diddles
- Lock in pink chastity tube
3. Primary Sexual Organ: sissy-pussy
- Located below clitty
- Sissy g-spot makes sissygasms
- Wear butt plug to be ready for penetration
4. Crossdressing
- Only wear panties
- Shave or wax from neck down
- Dress up with makeup, wigs, & fem clothing
5. Serving Women
- Find Mistress(es) or gal pal(s) to friendzone and help feminize
- Strict prohibition from seeing female nudity
- Only platonic physical contact OR
- Acts of service like a pedicure
- Be her sissymaid
6. Serving Men
- Learn & practice blowjob techniques on dildos
- Eagerly suck any cock & swallow every load
- Offer sissy-pussy if requested
- Be his sissymaid
7. MtF Behavioral Modification
- Adopt fem habits
e.g. crossing legs instead of manspreading
- Switch to fem hobbies
e.g. Watch Lifetime instead of ESPN
Although the guidelines listed above are typical, a sissy training regimen is often tailored based on the sissy and the trainer's preferences.
After completing sissy training, the sissy formerly known as Mike celebrated by changing its name to sissy michelle.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 4, 2021
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An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021
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The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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