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sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021
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sissy ovaries

n.

The testicles of a sissy.
When I have a sissygasm, the watery sissy jizz that dribbles out of my clitty comes from my sissy g-spot not my sissy ovaries.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 2, 2021
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beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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pussy worshipping

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.

2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.

3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.

4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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beta porn

n.

1. Pornographic content where female breasts, vaginas, and, typically, buttocks are clothed, censored, or covered to match what a beta male is permitted to see in real life. Often includes captions that insult the beta male viewer using true statements about his sexual inadequacy.

2. Pornographic content originally made for a beta male audience.

Examples: Femdom and cuckold porn
While all my peers who get laid jerk off to regular porn, I only pinch my pee pee to beta porn since no girl has even shown me her titties in real life.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 5, 2021
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sissy training

n.

A process of emasculation and feminization used by a sissy school, a Mistress, or a Master to turn a hetero-sexual, -flexible, -romantic masculine male into a nonsexual servant for women and effeminate pussyboy for men.

Common Themes

1. Status: Not a Man
- Inferior & submissive to women & men
- Pronouns she/her or it/its
- Adopt fem name
- Serve women platonically & men sexually

2. Genitalia: clitty and sissy ovaries
- No sexual purpose
- Stay limp
- Never ejaculate
- Only receive sissy diddles
- Lock in pink chastity tube

3. Primary Sexual Organ: sissy-pussy
- Located below clitty
- Sissy g-spot makes sissygasms
- Wear butt plug to be ready for penetration

4. Crossdressing
- Only wear panties
- Shave or wax from neck down
- Dress up with makeup, wigs, & fem clothing

5. Serving Women
- Find Mistress(es) or gal pal(s) to friendzone and help feminize
- Strict prohibition from seeing female nudity
- Only platonic physical contact OR
- Acts of service like a pedicure
- Be her sissymaid

6. Serving Men
- Learn & practice blowjob techniques on dildos
- Eagerly suck any cock & swallow every load
- Offer sissy-pussy if requested
- Be his sissymaid

7. MtF Behavioral Modification
- Adopt fem habits

e.g. crossing legs instead of manspreading
- Switch to fem hobbies
e.g. Watch Lifetime instead of ESPN

Although the guidelines listed above are typical, a sissy training regimen is often tailored based on the sissy and the trainer's preferences.
After completing sissy training, the sissy formerly known as Mike celebrated by changing its name to sissy michelle.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 4, 2021
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cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021
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