1. The sound heard when one walks into a metal pole.
2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005
Lai-djunn n.
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
"My dear... I really 'enjoyed' that meal... I can honestly say that it was the 'finest meal' I have eaten for days."
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Jegg-hur. n.
One who imbibes alchohol in secret... often by 'disguising it' as a soft drink (i.e. swapping bottles), or hiding it in a brown paper bag.
Also vb. 'Cheg' - to drink alcohol covertly.
One who imbibes alchohol in secret... often by 'disguising it' as a soft drink (i.e. swapping bottles), or hiding it in a brown paper bag.
Also vb. 'Cheg' - to drink alcohol covertly.
"Wow man! Look at that guy cheg! Cheggar! Cheggar! CHEGG-ARR!"
From National Lampoon's "Zany Jocks on Campus, Like AGAIN, dude".
From National Lampoon's "Zany Jocks on Campus, Like AGAIN, dude".
by Neil Baxter October 14, 2005
1. That fringe of fur beneath the tale of a shaggy dog that often needs the poop cutting off of it.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
2. To remove said fur with scissors in order to 'de-tag' the canine chum thus making him/her more presentable and less stinky.
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
Supposedly newly-coined 'Northern' English Catchprase with little or no meaning that is copied and quoted ad nauseum throughout the U.K.
Taken from the character 'Paddy' in the excellent 'Phoenix Nights' and later from the unbelievably dire 'Max & Paddy's Road To Nowhere', this phrase replaced the often uttered "Booyakasha" comment known throughout our septic isle.
Taken from the character 'Paddy' in the excellent 'Phoenix Nights' and later from the unbelievably dire 'Max & Paddy's Road To Nowhere', this phrase replaced the often uttered "Booyakasha" comment known throughout our septic isle.
"Hey Paddy... I've got two fingers in me Twix... and as I'm quite full, I'll let you have one."
"Oh hey? What a guy! Paddy likes Twixes, Paddy does! You'll 'dink dank doo' for me, me auld flower!"
From: "The Script To Nowhere" (Channel 4)
"Oh hey? What a guy! Paddy likes Twixes, Paddy does! You'll 'dink dank doo' for me, me auld flower!"
From: "The Script To Nowhere" (Channel 4)
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
Trymm-bull vb.
To trip and stumble at the same time.
Also n. A cross between a Tribble and a Womble... a creature that breeds like mad, but always cleans up after itself.
To trip and stumble at the same time.
Also n. A cross between a Tribble and a Womble... a creature that breeds like mad, but always cleans up after itself.
"Och Cap'n it's they Trimbles... they're all over the engine room."
"What do you suggest we do Scotty?"
"I say give 'em a brush and shovel, and some mood music and leave 'em all to it!"
From "The Trouble With Trimbles" Start Wreck, Season 2.
"What do you suggest we do Scotty?"
"I say give 'em a brush and shovel, and some mood music and leave 'em all to it!"
From "The Trouble With Trimbles" Start Wreck, Season 2.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Berr-uff (n.)
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
The low sonorous fart that starts off sounding like a burp but ends up 'fizzling out' at the end... can often be affected by following through and therefore should be attempted only when sat on the toilet.
Wooster laughed.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
"You may think this bally foolish of me Jeeves, old sport, but yesterday I risked a brough over at the Twamley's residence... Bally lucky I hadn't eaten the pea soup, what?"
"Indeed sir" replied the snooty butler.
From "Sniff That Jeeves" by F.U. Shithouse.
by Neil Baxter October 08, 2005