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Friis

Term used to describe a scenario where one uses as little effort as possible. Another term is to "Friis one out". This occurs when little if any information is exchanged. The only information which can be conveyed is that which has been typed while the cust was on hold. "Friis" can be used weather the report is filed or not. Meow, Meow, Camaros are fast!
It was 5:30 so I decided to Friis one out with the F2 function.
by Neil December 9, 2004
mugGet the Friismug.

scouser

People from Liverpool who aren't that different from anyone else, except we don't slag off other cities as much as everyone else slags us off.

The myth of scousers as criminals is usually reinforced by right wing toffs and the gutter press, who've never visited Liverpool - probably because we don't tolerate third-hand bigoted remarks from people who can afford a 'good education'.

Merseyside, with Liverpool at its centre, is one of the safest metropolitan areas in the UK according to Home Office statistics. A decline in the number of crimes reported per 100,000 of the population, has made Merseyside the third safest metropolitan area behind Northumbria and South Yorkshire - burglary rates are at their lowest levels for more than twenty years. Which probably explains why Ive heard so many students saying they feel safer in Liverpool than they do back home.

Don't believe the crap written about us.
You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! - John Lennon
by Neil January 28, 2005
mugGet the scousermug.

vini

A small oompa loompa like creature that feeds off of philosophy and coffee.
I went to Starbucks only to find a Vini attacking the waitress.
by Neil March 27, 2005
mugGet the vinimug.

truth

that chicks tits are huge! "truth"
by Neil October 21, 2003
mugGet the truthmug.

numpty

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex
You xxxxing numpty
by neil June 5, 2003
mugGet the numptymug.

Nezill

Zill with blue hair.
Similar to human, from the planet Nezilla.
Nezill ducked behind the pillar to avoid being seen by the mercenary.
by Neil December 26, 2003
mugGet the Nezillmug.

Japo

by Neil September 23, 2004
mugGet the Japomug.

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