Wheakh. n.
1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.
2. The noise made by a piggie!
1. A seven-day calendar period, especially one starting with Sunday and continuing through Saturday.
2. The noise made by a piggie!
Doctor: So tell me... how long have you been feeling that you're turning into a pig, my man?
Percy: Oh... I guess for about a week! I say... A WEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
Percy: Oh... I guess for about a week! I say... A WEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEK! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
by Neil Baxter November 05, 2005
"Cheirr-eesh" tr.v.
to taste only very slightly of cherries.
(compare with 'Cherry Coke' which is 'cherrier' or 'cherriesh').
to taste only very slightly of cherries.
(compare with 'Cherry Coke' which is 'cherrier' or 'cherriesh').
"Hey doofus... this soda is soooo awesome - NOT! It's like, more cherish than cherriesh!"
from "Dude Where's My Cherry Coke?" by Zanyfilms inc.
from "Dude Where's My Cherry Coke?" by Zanyfilms inc.
by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005
The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.
The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...
"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"
"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...
"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"
"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"
"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
1. The sound heard when one walks into a metal pole.
2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
2. The past term for 'thing', that being a thong which a thuperb thinger things thplendidly.
3. The sound of a REALLY well thrown dart hitting the bullseye.
by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005
Lai-djunn n.
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
One who speaks in inverted commas or italics, i.e. to sound unintentionally sarcastic at all times irrespective of whatever degree of sincerity might might be intended.
(Named after John Lydon a.k.a. 'Johnny Rotten').
"My dear... I really 'enjoyed' that meal... I can honestly say that it was the 'finest meal' I have eaten for days."
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
"Sir - may I take it that you are a Lydon... for if so, I do not appreciate the jest!"
"Nay madam, I jest not... and your culinary skill is only surpassed by your unfading beauty."
"Ye git - now I know you're taking the piss!"
From "The Importance Of Being Sarcastic" By Oscar Wired.
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
Jegg-hur. n.
One who imbibes alchohol in secret... often by 'disguising it' as a soft drink (i.e. swapping bottles), or hiding it in a brown paper bag.
Also vb. 'Cheg' - to drink alcohol covertly.
One who imbibes alchohol in secret... often by 'disguising it' as a soft drink (i.e. swapping bottles), or hiding it in a brown paper bag.
Also vb. 'Cheg' - to drink alcohol covertly.
"Wow man! Look at that guy cheg! Cheggar! Cheggar! CHEGG-ARR!"
From National Lampoon's "Zany Jocks on Campus, Like AGAIN, dude".
From National Lampoon's "Zany Jocks on Campus, Like AGAIN, dude".
by Neil Baxter October 14, 2005