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A place in romania known for its woman. Almost all the girls from cluj county have pretty faces, huge asses, tits, mentally insane, hilarious, into soccer balls cars and whatnot, and love Slavic and Baltic men. They are skme of if not the best white woman in the world.
Why does Andrew tate dumbass reside in Bucharest and not cluj county. Missed out on all the hot woman.
by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2023
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Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
Many of them are in the mix of trying to be powerbuilders(bodybuilders who powerlift) but can't make any progress(partially due to living a "party animal" lifestyle) and aren't as sucessful as lifters like benjaminmac05 or Malik Triolet, even when many of those lifters are or were natural.
They then take these "big name" drugs that their "influencers"(many of which have been training for 2-5+ years before hopping on peds) promote and try to act like they're better then many natties or "gifted". This often pisses off serious lifters including both oldhead ones and natural more hardcore teenage lifters.
"I love Chris Bumstead but all the sarm goblins worship him and watch 30 greg doucette videos on turkesterone and maingaining bro culture."
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
"Oh yeah funny how most of them are like mini Bryce Halls, skinny crackhead party guys who cycle fast and will probably die by 30 or 40".
by Necrozma Beam January 15, 2022
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Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Named after chris bumstead because he's a god but his abbs are the only slight weakpoint in his physique.
Becca was gonna give me top when she saw my arms after we were talking, then I took off my shirt and she left me. She said she didn't want a guy with a cbum situation.
by Necrozma Beam October 3, 2021
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We set up a barricade for that fat drunk dude to not flop everywhere. Mf though he was quinnen williams the way he trucked through it.
by Necrozma Beam February 22, 2023
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Uncle Ruckus:I'ma take some roids, get some testosterone replacement therapy, and serve the great Donald Trump. I think I'll call myself MAGA hulk.
by Necrozma Beam January 7, 2021
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incel 2:go on
incel:an app where we took horny teenage guys and put them with teenage girls, guys and girls would add people who will pretend to like them, then randomly leave them on read, block them, ignore them, etc, and it will emotionally exhaust them, hating love, leading to them hopefully becoming incels
incel 2:brilliant idea lets call it yubo
and thus an app was made
incel 2:go on
incel:an app where we took horny teenage guys and put them with teenage girls, guys and girls would add people who will pretend to like them, then randomly leave them on read, block them, ignore them, etc, and it will emotionally exhaust them, hating love, leading to them hopefully becoming incels
incel 2:brilliant idea lets call it yubo
and thus an app was made
by Necrozma Beam November 21, 2020
Get the Yubo mug.A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022
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