Necrozma Beam's definitions

Zoe Laverne

An untalented clown. Unlike some people who (yes those who look attractive to the general public as well)make tik toks generally thought of as clever or with good senses of humor and get famous from that, Zoe gets famous simply by being quiet and doing random "dances". She's apparently racist, was once a cheater(although people change over time), manipulated and tried framing the same guy who she cheated on, groomed a child, and wants to use violence because she needs to prove she's "better"than Charli D'amelio.

Zoe Laverne tried grooming a child. She's a total mental headcase who has an egotistical god complex and cheats. What a waste.

by Necrozma Beam November 14, 2020

John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.

If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.

by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021

wiseass

A term often taken out of context and used by dumbasses to refer to smart (generally older people who feel they're entitled to being "intelligent").

Kid*says something super smart and well though out*
Old Person with an iq of 70:dOn'T Be A wIsEaSs
Kid:Don't be a dumbass
*insert supa hot fire meme*

by Necrozma Beam October 21, 2020

Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.

Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit

by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

Kanye's bowls

A place in the universe only jefree star's strap on has reached.

After Kim found out Kanye cheated she was sad that she never got to find out about kanye's bowls.

by Necrozma Beam January 7, 2021

Jack Dempsey

A man who owes the majority of his fame to a fish.

I didn't know who Jack Dempsey was until I went to the "aggressive cichlids" shelf in petco

by Necrozma Beam January 11, 2021

White Claw

A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.

That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.

by Necrozma Beam October 4, 2020