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One of the most retarded terms ever. People mix it between simply having a healthy body, a body thats good for sports, and bodybuilding. Often people good at sports involving running, jumping, and doing flips are considered in shape, but people good at stuff like sumo wrestling are laughed at. A strongman with a bmi of 23% is considered out of shape but a bodybuilder on the verge of death with a bmi of 4% is considered "in shape". In the end there are different types of in shape for certain sports and having a naturally healthy body=/being in shape for a majority of sports, many atheletes aren't in shape, overall.
Person 1:You can't run as long as me in tennis, therefore you are out of shape.
Person 2:But I destroyed you in sprinting, I just burn out quicker than you and are better explosively, I'm more in shape for sprinting.
Person 1:Aren't strongman so out of shape eww.
Perosn 2:Not for their sport, many sports have athletes that aren't healthy in general but are in shape for that specific sport.

Person 1:But bodybuilders are in sooo much better shape.

Perosn 2:No, many of them go to near starvation and have unhealthily low percentages of bodyfats, usually even more unhealthy than strongman, so no, they may make bitches panties wet a lot, but they aren't "in shape".
by Necrozma Beam August 09, 2020
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A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.
That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.
by Necrozma Beam October 04, 2020
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An annoying ass smash ultimate character who won't shut the fuck up and keeps screaming "BONE" which is the one thing no bi or straight man will get for her flat annoying ass.
I was playing smash bros having a great time whooping some wii fit trainer mains ass fueled on by rage cause of the annoying fucking noises I kept hearing wanting to end the game so the trainer would shut tf up.
by Necrozma Beam October 24, 2020
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A girl who's already had sex and fucked someone. Often used by people talking about hitting her up.
Dude:Yo, Natalie's made hot, should I hit
Friend:Nah she's a used girl. She's fucked alot n shit, still gets angry when I bring it up around her.
Dude:She a hoe, I'm out.
by Necrozma Beam May 23, 2020
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A term often taken out of context and used by dumbasses to refer to smart (generally older people who feel they're entitled to being "intelligent").
Kid*says something super smart and well though out*
Old Person with an iq of 70:dOn'T Be A wIsEaSs
Kid:Don't be a dumbass
*insert supa hot fire meme*
by Necrozma Beam October 21, 2020
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An app incels made to not be lonely and try to create more incels.
incel:I've been having this idea.
incel 2:go on
incel:an app where we took horny teenage guys and put them with teenage girls, guys and girls would add people who will pretend to like them, then randomly leave them on read, block them, ignore them, etc, and it will emotionally exhaust them, hating love, leading to them hopefully becoming incels
incel 2:brilliant idea lets call it yubo
and thus an app was made
by Necrozma Beam November 21, 2020
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An untalented clown. Unlike some people who (yes those who look attractive to the general public as well)make tik toks generally thought of as clever or with good senses of humor and get famous from that, Zoe gets famous simply by being quiet and doing random "dances". She's apparently racist, was once a cheater(although people change over time), manipulated and tried framing the same guy who she cheated on, groomed a child, and wants to use violence because she needs to prove she's "better"than Charli D'amelio.
Zoe Laverne tried grooming a child. She's a total mental headcase who has an egotistical god complex and cheats. What a waste.
by Necrozma Beam November 14, 2020
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