bottle blonds

bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds

1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.

"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.

by Nco November 23, 2003

M. Dilley

A painter of the twentieth century known for use of blue and orange with oil on canvas.

M. Dilley painted Rownet in 1963.

by Nco November 15, 2003

H.U.M.A.S.

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

by Nco November 15, 2003

rape pinata

see: rape piñata

After coming to Christmas without any presents, the family strung up my legs by using some ribbon, thereafter their taunts became a sort of rape piñata.

by Nco November 23, 2003

PED

P.E.D.
Penile Erectile Disorder.

A dysfunction that hinders the rise of the penis.

The secondary conflict in the novel, The Sun Also Rises.

Hemingway had to give his girl to a matador because he suffered from PED.

by Nco November 15, 2003

attaché case

1a: A small case usually for carrying papers.
1b: A soft-leather or flexible envelope.

2: A legal proceeding involving an attache, attaché

The razzy pornographer put his pictures in a new attache case and walked across the street to catch a hack bus but what hit by a dragster first.

by Nco November 23, 2003

alm

Noun. Mountain.

Etymology: Jonathon Spyri’s novel, Heidi.

Heidi's grandfather told her to get up the alm and look after those goats.

by Nco November 15, 2003