8 definitions by Nathaniel Jones

blimeny crikes

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....

"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

coffeetramp

A individual who cannot escape the rigours of the day without dipping his tongue in that sweet black bean flavour.

"The way that guy's working this week, he'll be a coffeetramp by the end of it."

by Nathaniel Jones November 6, 2003

Bueller

A reference to the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Used as filler when nobody responds to a question or statement.

Person 1: Has anybody seen my hat?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Bueller?

by Nathaniel Jones June 7, 2005

ding ding dong

Another word for a man's "tra la la."

Gunther: Oh - you touch my tra la la! Mm - my ding ding dong!

by Nathaniel Jones November 14, 2005

lets rotate these tyres

When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.

" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

DISCO FANNY

When the nights activities have not been kind to the ladys (Tuppence). Resulting in an uninviting trip to(wear the beard)

"Went clubbing with the missus last night, when we got into bed she had one hell of a disco fanny."

by Nathaniel Jones December 3, 2003

Back of the Net

This phrase originates from the feeling of pure unadulterated joy associated with the ball hitting the back of the net in football (soccer in the USA).

Should be used when fortune has fallen upon one's path

After retrieving the lost Inca Golden Headed statue from the hidden Jungle temple, whilst escaping deadly spiders, poisonous arrows, and out running huge stone boulders, and it must be said keeping hold of your hat, you raise the statue high in the air and exclaim to the masses of indigenous tribes;

"Back of the Net"

by Nathaniel Jones November 14, 2003