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throckmorton

n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.
Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!
throckmorton by Nate December 17, 2004
Slang for a very sexy, bangin' female in her late teens. Requirments include very sexy ass, outgoing personality, and ability to hold her alcohol with the guys at parties.
Damn, look at that girl, she's a straight up Dunmyer!
Dunmyer by Nate December 16, 2004

Pisswangle

Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.
"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."
Pisswangle by Nate December 13, 2004
The act of retrieving a corpse's innards and fecal matter by way of wrapping your lips around both orphaces while a friend jumps on the deads stomach
Come on guys I heard there was a triple fatality, the senior citizens bus wrecked, yall ready for some muggling.
muggling by nate December 9, 2004

people tea

the act of placing a dead body in a heated water bed and letting it brew for 3 months. then pricking a pin hole in the bed and drinking the water that pours out.
getting people tea is hard, sometimes skin that slid off of the bone plugs the spout.
people tea by nate December 9, 2004

Rainbow in the Dark

Rainbow in the Dark by Nate December 9, 2004

Pure Froth

The foam that gushes out of a warm beer can; or situation that is bad, similar to the foam that gushes out of a beer can.
"That fart is pure froth!"
Pure Froth by Nate December 2, 2004