by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
Get the Mr Flibbertyflobbert mug.The tits , the rack , the Winston Bazoomies ,
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
The dead heat in a zeppelin race , the hooters, the melons , the jugulars, the paps, the jubblies, the dirty pillows, the doodaas,
The chates, the diddys, the breasticles, the fun bags , the gakkies, the headlamps,
I guess you get the idea …
The Mammary Duke-Elliots
Despite being a pretty ancient fossil , Toyah Wilcox has got one fabulous pair of Mammary Duke Elliots
Mammarydukeelliots
Mammarydukeelliots
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
Get the mammarydukeelliots mug.Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
Get the map of bonanza mug.When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
Get the Blofelds Cat mug.Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .
That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023
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Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
Get the beard of allah mug.A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge”
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 03, 2023
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