Definitions by Napoleon BonerPart
diddy roll
diddy roll by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
how sooty feels
Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination
how sooty feels by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023
map of bonanza
Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
map of bonanza by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
rock poodle
Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .
rock poodle by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
filthy concrete
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff
filthy concrete by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
young pig with its ears pinned back
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back
young pig with its ears pinned back by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
Calfs Nostril
A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat
Calfs Nostril by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023