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Definitions by Napoleon BonerPart

diddy roll

The action of fucking a woman between the tits
She was on the blob and I was needing more than a wank , so she gave me a diddy roll
diddy roll by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

how sooty feels 

Descriptive expression used to highlight the sensations experienced during a medical rectal examination
Dr: Are you ok Sir ?

Me : Am I fuck OK , now I know how Sooty feels

map of bonanza 

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

rock poodle 

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .
See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle
rock poodle by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

filthy concrete 

Male Ejaculate . Semen Spunk Sperm
I asked him not to , and to pull out , but that inconsiderate bastard tipped his filthy concrete into my uterus and now I’m probably up the duff

young pig with its ears pinned back 

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member
he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

Calfs Nostril 

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril
See that sister of hers over there , well her muff was like a calfs nostril for me last weekend so I pumped her full of man fat