RABBIT 2000

plastic vibrator that hot pink on the outside and filled with pearls on the inside. also features and a clit and anus stimulator.
"My roommate felt that she could not get off just from usuing her stuffed animal alone anymore, she felt she needed to use the rabbit 2000 to help her along"
by nyc February 06, 2003
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divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
by NYC April 09, 2006
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Long Island

"upstate" has nothing to do with "north". It is a colloquialism for New York State outside of the city
Upstate Illinois actually refers to SOUTHERN Illinois because Chicago is up north.
by NYC February 27, 2005
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Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.
:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"
by NYC March 13, 2006
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the brit

"theres the doggy moan, the combo clit-vaginal moan, the grace slick moan, the machine gun moan and uhh the british-greek moan"
by nyc February 06, 2003
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Wikipedia

An elaborate message board filled with complete inaccuracies, tabloid influenced rhetoric, outrageous emotional based opinions, blatant political conflagration, and callous disregard for scientific fact, which is thinly disguised as a free, open source, online encyclopedia that postures itself to be an authoritative and factual information resource; where the moderators and owners of the site delete and cover up entries they disagree with, discounting objective facts and labeling such users as "vandals" inside the alleged collaborative structure that is really designed to have the web population do its work for them with no compensation.
"Wikipedia is trash and is destined to fail."
by NYC October 20, 2005
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momderwear

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.

2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.
"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."
by NYC April 16, 2005
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