American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.

"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."

by NYC January 20, 2006

panda puppy

1. n. Taiwanese puppy whose hair has been dyed to match the markings on a panda, found on various websites and commonly used as an image icon.

That panda puppy is extremely cute!

by NYC October 16, 2004

divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.

Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."

by NYC April 09, 2006

Long Island

"upstate" has nothing to do with "north". It is a colloquialism for New York State outside of the city

Upstate Illinois actually refers to SOUTHERN Illinois because Chicago is up north.

by NYC February 27, 2005

Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

by NYC March 13, 2006

RABBIT 2000

plastic vibrator that hot pink on the outside and filled with pearls on the inside. also features and a clit and anus stimulator.

"My roommate felt that she could not get off just from usuing her stuffed animal alone anymore, she felt she needed to use the rabbit 2000 to help her along"

by nyc February 06, 2003

Hellraver

1. Brooklyn born male whose career involves DJ'ing at various NYC nightclubs who is said to have only one testicle.

DJ Hellraver only has one nut and DJ's like a train wreck.

by NYC October 16, 2004