barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 14, 2006

slowdive

an amazing shoegazing band. like my bloody valentine.

"woah this song is making me sleepy"

by Nick November 20, 2004

Bitched out

The state of being so disillusioned with the idea of forming a successful relationship with a woman, that you can't be bothered even trying.

"Man. I've been getting really good vibes off (insert woman's name here) but I still feel really bitched out"

by nick October 05, 2005

unfag

A gay male that claims to formerly be gay, yet still pursues other gay males. Usually married as a cover, sometimes forced into marriage by family or religous reasons. Very common in the state of Utah with Gay Morman men.

Jeff is a unfag, ya he has a wife but he likes to sleep with men

by Nick May 13, 2004

what everybody likes

the universal transfer of value. the american greenback. south of the border, mr. dinero himself.

I gave her what everybody likes and she gave me what I wanted.

by nick April 30, 2005

sweet pimp gangter

when something is sweet pimpin and gangster you would describe it as sweet pimp gangter. hence the name sweet pimp gangter.

danny: man that car is tight

nick: na naw bitch that car is better then tight is sweet pimp gangter.

danny: there u go again negrotistcal nick

by nick August 21, 2004

a douche hound

A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)

"Man look at mike hes such a douche hound" ..disgusting

by Nick February 19, 2004