scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.
Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.
by nick April 25, 2005
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stinky tard

A retard who doesnt have good personal hygiene, and smells like poop all the time.
by Nick August 21, 2003
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enterprise rent a car

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.
i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me
by nick February 09, 2005
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ibg

Used as an insultive discomforting when someone is after sympathy
Mark: My wife just left me and I don't know what to do mate (cries)
Simon: IBG
Mark: F--K OFF
by Nick March 10, 2004
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masturbation

The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
by Nick November 10, 2002
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cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity
1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.
by Nick October 17, 2003
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Cotoured

Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.
Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!
by Nick November 18, 2003
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