@NICk's definitions

SKIMATIX

Skizmatix, almost skizmatic, which is a punk band in ny

www.skizmatic.tk

Skizmatix? that sounds like skizmatic

by nick August 2, 2004

Defcon 1

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

by Nick October 18, 2004

TMWRNJ

Popular acronym for the relatively short-lived but genius cult morning TV spoof show, "This Morning With Richard Not Judy". UK TV viewers will know the origin of the title to be from the genuine morning TV show "This Morning with Richard and Judy". TMWRNJ brought such delights as The Curious Orange, and the real Rod Hull who was always after a bowl of jelly.

"I am the REAL Rod Hull!!"

by nick May 13, 2004

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

by Nick October 13, 2003

Slobozia

(n.)
A chronic inability to pick up underpants.

by Nick March 28, 2003

mafia

the people who really control the world we just dont know it.

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are real gangstas.
Don't FUCK wit us Italians

by Nick June 25, 2003

mifundsalo

a disease you get when you have no money

dude, i don't feel good, i got mifundsalo from that chick i took out

by Nick November 14, 2007