NICK's definitions

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

vaginavore

vag·in·a·vore (väg-in-a-vôr, -vr) n.
1. A vagina-eating person.
2. Any of various predatory, vagina-eating mammals of the order vaginavoras scruptuouscus, including the dogs, cats, weasels, hyenas among others of men prowling the city bars.
3. One who victimizes single women; a dating predator.
4. Any of a variety of vaginatarian carpet munching lesbians.

Matt just loves vagina, he scouts it out every weekend and goes home with it. Damn, he either needs a place to crash so he doesn't have to drive over the bridge every night or is a real vaginavore.

by nick December 28, 2005

shopvac

A shopvac is a person who is exceptional at sucking, not sucking in a sense of being horrible, but sucking in a sense of sucking dick.

She's the biggest shopvac around.

by Nick December 5, 2004

FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.

All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.

by Nick April 15, 2004

diesel

Northern term for Nasty, a minging student drink made of lager, cider and blackcurrant. See also Nasty

I got battered on Diesel last night

by Nick May 21, 2004

Ible

(adj.)
Clever but lazy.

by Nick March 28, 2003

RE

it means Resident Evil, you numbnuts!

Jill almost became a "Jill Sandwitch" in the video game Resident Evil

by Nick June 3, 2005