NICK's definitions

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

Painsnail

A Painsnail is a miserable person, who likes to inflict misery on others for their own pleasure. Two-Faced in nature, they split up freindships and relationships with their venomous lies and backstabbing tactics.

painsnail will tell friend x that freind y said something she didn't - then run to freind y and tell them the same thing about friend x!

by Nick June 13, 2006

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

Meef

A meat resembling beef, however origins are still unknown.

"Whopper made with 100% meef"

by Nick July 22, 2006

upperdecker

An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving

i was at this party and they tried to kick me out so i gave them an upperdecker

by Nick June 18, 2006

medicince

1. A commonly misspelled version of 'medicine' used most often on MySpace in referral to drugs of the illegal kind.

2. See http://www.myspace.com/blackashrose

Medicince is addicted to medicince.

Medicince is known to cause weird dreams and mindless rambling.

by Nick September 1, 2008

Alice Cooper

when an individual ,such as Alice Cooper, ejaculates into a jelly donut and force feeds it to a relative.

Oh my god that guy totally Alice Coopered your sister, it is more than visible ohhhh gross.

by nick September 1, 2008