NICK's definitions
A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by nick April 7, 2005
Get the humpkinmug. by Nick February 13, 2004
Get the B's Outmug. A person who enjoys Jacking Off
by Nick July 15, 2003
Get the Meat Spankermug. Jose, what do you do for work?
I'm a boxer. My whole family is professional boxer; whe box lettuce, tomatoes, cabbages.
I'm a boxer. My whole family is professional boxer; whe box lettuce, tomatoes, cabbages.
by Nick November 17, 2003
Get the boxermug. 
n. Communication by means other than through the normal senses capable of achieving high levels of sexual stimulation in the opposite sex that utilizes techniques similar to the vulcan's mind meld or aquaman's aquatic telepathy. Orgasmic telepathy, when mastered, is a great way to get women to do your bidding (sort of like aquaman controls fishies and other sea creatures)
How did you get Buffy to let you copy her homework?
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.
by nick February 16, 2006
Get the orgasmic telepathymug. by Nick October 21, 2003
Get the Notasmug.