peter north

fucking grade A sex wee MACHINE

Taking it to the limits : Hooked on crack 7

by Niall January 05, 2004

phool

A Phool is a super stupid person. Alot worse than a fool beware of the phools they shall ruin us! (stress and hold the ooo in the middle for extra stupidness)

Beck "Do sheeps go ribbet?" Niall "Omg man NO YOU PHOOL!"

by Niall May 08, 2004

shit one

Said when something bad happens, sometimes in a derisive manner.

Ed: I got caught with porn by my mom.
Bob: Shit one.

by niall February 15, 2004

hale

a word from the early 17th century period which refers to a ragamuffin with no morales who copulates excessively with his right hand.

if you keep on wanking people will start to call you a hale

by niall December 21, 2003

crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

by Niall February 11, 2004

gert

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

by NIALL March 15, 2005

gobdaw

An idiot or fool. (Irish slang, used mostly by country folk).

That fella's an awful gobdaw.

That stupid gobdaw crashed his car again.

by Niall February 11, 2004