The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.
by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011
Get the competitive sittingmug. (N.) The state of being such a hardcore Republican/Conservative that one is at the G.O.P's complete bidding, whether or not they truly support the belief in question, as well as supporting/defending even the stupidest beliefs/statements of Conservative politicians.
Derived from the "Grand Old Party" (popularly shortened to G.O.P) and the term "pussy-whipped" (shortened to PW)
Derived from the "Grand Old Party" (popularly shortened to G.O.P) and the term "pussy-whipped" (shortened to PW)
Person 1: "(Insert Conservative politician here) is right! Down with Obamerica! (Insert heavily Conservative statements here)"
Person 2: "Wow, (insert Person 1's name here) is totally G.O.P.W."
Person 2: "Wow, (insert Person 1's name here) is totally G.O.P.W."
by N00berson McGee November 24, 2012
Get the G.O.P.Wmug. the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.
One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.
by N00berson McGee January 06, 2011
Get the Singlenessmug. Noun: A plan saved for the worst case scenario, or a backup plan.
According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
According to Sarge from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue, what a shotgun to the face could be considered.
Griff: "And if the plan doesn't work?"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
Sarge: "I've got a contingency plan."
Griff: "A shotgun to the face is not a contingency plan. I keep telling you that."
Sarge: "Of course it is! Just look how well it works for insubordination!"
by N00berson McGee December 26, 2011
Get the Contingency planmug. The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.
Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."
by N00berson McGee June 12, 2013
Get the Internet Explorermug. Shorthand for a 20 piece chicken McNugget and a medium fry, usually ordered after 10 PM, and occasionally drunk
Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?
Me: double dime and fries, my good dude
Cashier: ...one of those days, huh?
Me: ... yeah...
Me: double dime and fries, my good dude
Cashier: ...one of those days, huh?
Me: ... yeah...
by N00berson McGee November 15, 2016
Get the Double dime and friesmug. 1. Person 1:"Dude, you need to cut down on the tequila"
Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"
2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"
Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."
Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"
2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"
Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."
by N00berson McGee September 06, 2010
Get the Boogemonkeymug.