Myxamatosis's definitions

alfred e. neuman

Your next president.

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.

by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006

east bay express

An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.

Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)

by Myxamatosis March 23, 2007

pepe le pew

A French skunk who goes around raping innocent cats.

Pepe le Pew raped my cat.

by Myxamatosis October 14, 2006

Tiny Dancer effect

(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.

The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:

Serial killer: Any last words?

*Tiny Dancer starts playing*

Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...

by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010

Richmond

City in Northern California that is a lovely place to get shot in (This also applies to the city in Virgina).

Enjoy your stay in Richmond- it will be your last.

by Myxamatosis October 8, 2006

Red state rock

A type of music favored by people who live in red states or more conservative areas of blue states. Bnads in this category include Creed, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, and Hinder.

Person from Mississippi: "Have you heard the new Nickelback? They's real good!"

Person from Massachusetts: "Fuck no! I don't listen to that red state rock shit!"

by Myxamatosis July 13, 2007

Game Dude

Alexander Badr, also known as the Game Dude (YouTube name: alexander4488), is a whiny, egotistical game reviewer who is just a carbon copy of the Angry Video Game Nerd, minus any of the Nerd's wit or effort. He constantly revises his shitty game reviews while failing to realize that his reviews are still unfunny and boring to listen to. He constantly checks YouTube to see if anybody's mocking his lack of talent, and then make 7 videos bitching about the 6 minute long video that he's criticizing. He'll probably read this and post a video about it too (or make a definition glorifying himself)

"My God, that Kanye West's ego is reaching Game Dude proportions."

Game Dude: LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Myxamatosis December 29, 2009