An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.
Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)
by Myxamatosis March 23, 2007
Battlefield Earth, Staying Alive, Broken Arrow, and Look Who's Talking Too are so bad they're travolting.
by Myxamatosis October 11, 2009
by Myxamatosis October 14, 2006
City in Northern California that is a lovely place to get shot in (This also applies to the city in Virgina).
by Myxamatosis October 08, 2006
Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
by Myxamatosis October 28, 2006
(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.
The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
Serial killer: Any last words?
*Tiny Dancer starts playing*
Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...
by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010
A type of music favored by people who live in red states or more conservative areas of blue states. Bnads in this category include Creed, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, and Hinder.
Person from Mississippi: "Have you heard the new Nickelback? They's real good!"
Person from Massachusetts: "Fuck no! I don't listen to that red state rock shit!"
Person from Massachusetts: "Fuck no! I don't listen to that red state rock shit!"
by Myxamatosis July 13, 2007