Mystic_Snowfang's definitions

Toadstool

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008

Laxitive

a person who irritates the crap out of you

Bob is such an laxitive

by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010

weed

An under apreicated flower

A dandylion is not a weed, it's just an underapriciated flower

by Mystic_Snowfang October 16, 2008

pizza

The food of the gods

Who's the idiot who ate the last slice of pizza?

by Mystic_Snowfang May 16, 2008

Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009

broom

Good for hitting people with. One of the weapons of choice when dealing with rodents.

She smacked the rat with a broom

by Mystic_Snowfang May 18, 2008

Sibling

A combination of a best friend and a punching bag

Tony is my sibling. He bugs the heck out of me, but I love him so much.

by Mystic_Snowfang July 2, 2008