Mystic_Snowfang's definitions

Laxitive

a person who irritates the crap out of you

Bob is such an laxitive

by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010

Toadstool

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.

by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008

Full name

The sole purpose of which is to let a person, most often a child, know when they are REALLY in trouble. When you are called this, you better be prepared for all hell to break loose.

John William Smith, you get your butt down here this instant!

Lily Ann Williams, what do you think you are doing young lady?

Person A: I gotta go, my Mum just used my full name
Person B: Ouch, hope you aren't grounded for long.

by Mystic_Snowfang June 17, 2008

Werefolf

The hybridization of a werewolf and a werefox.

A creature of pure power and sexuality

Every full moon Joe becomes a Werefolf and fucks every woman on his block, and beats up every guy who gets in his way.

Joe is a Werefolf

by Mystic_Snowfang May 31, 2010

Die

pass away
pass on
lose one's life
expire
breathe one's last
meet one's end
meet one's death
lay down one's life
perish
go the way of all flesh
go to one's last resting place
go to meet one's maker
cross the great divide
slip away
give up the ghost
kick the bucket
croak
buy it
turn up one's toes
cash in one's chips
bite the big one
check out
buy the farm
depart this life
join the choir invisible
shuffle off the mortal coil
hop the perch
run down the curtain

He died

by Mystic_Snowfang August 14, 2008

Hairball

What your cat pukes up Often in front of guests or during dinner. Or both

Muffins, our cat, walked in while we were having the revrend over for dinner and coughed up a hairball in his lap

by Mystic_Snowfang June 28, 2010

Starsie

Someone who likes both Star Wars and Star Trek. Walks the middle path between both Star Wars and Star Trek and wants Trekkies and Warsies to stop fighting.

I'm not a Trekkie or a Warsie, I'm a Starsie.

by Mystic_Snowfang April 2, 2008