Mysterywriter14's definitions

Rodri

Master of cdmenomics. Loves a thunder bastard and here and there

Rodri only scores bangers

by Mysterywriter14 November 21, 2021

Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020

Big cock

Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.

Callum’s got a big cock

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Arsehole

The thing that’s attached to you that you shit out of

I just did a massive shit out of my arsehole

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Nicolas Otamendi

A shit defender. A lamppost could defend better and for god sake don’t put him with John Stones as you might as well pour acid in your eyes. Ideal if you want to let in 2-3 goals a match.

He’s as shit as Nicolas Otamendi

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Little Mix

A very successful British girlband consisting ofJesy nelson, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

There are 4 members of little mix

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim

Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice

by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020