Mysterywriter14's definitions
A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

I just did a massive shit out of my arsehole
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim
Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital
I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it
Hello all
Pissface
Pusface
Little talking man
Hello Jackie you look nice
My horse is in the hospital
I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it
Hello all
Pissface
Pusface
Little talking man
Hello Jackie you look nice
by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020

Great player for Manchester City but be warned if you put him in your fantasy premier league he gets a complimentary yellow card every match.
by Mysterywriter14 January 13, 2020

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Ohh ohh. Captain marvel. Where do you want your statue Vincent Kompany? Where others failed he nailed. A thunderbolt strike from Vincent Kompany
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
