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Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Arsehole

The thing that’s attached to you that you shit out of
I just did a massive shit out of my arsehole
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim
Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice
by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020
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fernandinho

Great player for Manchester City but be warned if you put him in your fantasy premier league he gets a complimentary yellow card every match.
He’s got a yellow card like Fernandinho
by Mysterywriter14 January 13, 2020
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Chicken nuggets

I just ordered some chicken nuggets
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Vincent Kompany

Captain.Leader.Legend. A great Belgian footballer and captain of Manchester City from 2011-2019.
Ohh ohh. Captain marvel. Where do you want your statue Vincent Kompany? Where others failed he nailed. A thunderbolt strike from Vincent Kompany
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.
Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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