Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncé. Makes loads of hits.

Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Chicken nuggets

Battered chicken cut into weird shapes

I just ordered some chicken nuggets

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim

Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice

by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020

Bum Bag

British word for Fanny Pack as fanny means vagina in Britain so it wouldn’t really work.

It’s a bum bag not a fanny pack mate.

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Ruben Dias

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias

Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .

by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021

Little Mix

A very successful British girlband consisting ofJesy nelson, Perrie Edwards, Jade Thirlwall and Leigh-Anne Pinnock.

There are 4 members of little mix

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Nicolas Otamendi

A shit defender. A lamppost could defend better and for god sake don’t put him with John Stones as you might as well pour acid in your eyes. Ideal if you want to let in 2-3 goals a match.

He’s as shit as Nicolas Otamendi

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020