Ed Sheeran

Lad from Suffolk who has a few number 1 albums and songs and then fucks off for a few years. The cycle repeats.

Person 1: Did you hear that Ed Sheeran song today?

Person 2: yeah for the 13256th time

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Arsehole

The thing that’s attached to you that you shit out of

I just did a massive shit out of my arsehole

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Ruben Dias

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias

Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .

by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021

Chicken nuggets

Battered chicken cut into weird shapes

I just ordered some chicken nuggets

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim

Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice

by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020

Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020