Jeremy Clarkson

Guy who punched producer because he got given cold meat platters instead of hot food. Now a multi millionaire funded by Amazon.

Jeremy Clarkson likes to get angry

by Mysterywriter14 January 15, 2020

Big cock

Big penis. Every guy says that they have one but they’re lying. Only certain men have big cocks.

Your weird friend probably has one.

Callum’s got a big cock

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Rodri

Master of cdmenomics. Loves a thunder bastard and here and there

Rodri only scores bangers

by Mysterywriter14 November 21, 2021

Dormston

School in the West Midlands that is ok but there is better

I go to Dormston school

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Friday Night Dinner

TV Gold. Yes I said it. A TV show about a Jewish family of four and a Pervy neighbour called Jim Bell. Jonny’s fit, Martin’s deaf, Jackie’s dramatic and Adam’s the victim

Friday Night Dinner legendary quotes:
My horse is in the hospital

I’m completely made of bosoms
I’ve been looking forward to this for so many years
Shalom
Shit on it

Hello all
Pissface

Pusface
Little talking man

Hello Jackie you look nice

by Mysterywriter14 May 19, 2020

Bum Bag

British word for Fanny Pack as fanny means vagina in Britain so it wouldn’t really work.

It’s a bum bag not a fanny pack mate.

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020