Myke's definitions

khop

to get; purchase

"Yo, I'm gonna go khop the new DMX CD."

by myke January 18, 2004

ur mum

okay where do i begin? we could start off with a hearty insult to everyone who uses this word... you bunch of flare wearing hippy scum. It seems that over the last few months, chavs have forgotten the insult 'grunger' and replaced it with 'ur mum!' its a shame really.. because the poor chavvie sods deserve at least to be able to finish thier own sentences... oh the wonderful days where i have spent walking along the road and all of a sudden, in a blur of nickelson tops off of the nearest market stall, AND FAKE BURBERRY.. my mum is being cussed (or so they say anyway) by a group of ppl pronouncing that i own a parent... oh well, i guess we cant all be genetic and social deformaties born in test tubes.. love u all! ur mums!

eerm... ur mum!... (thats just it.. thats all there is...)

by myke March 12, 2004

three alarm pants

realy long shorts that go down to yur ankels

yo check out those 3 alarm pants

by myke July 8, 2003

11:11

The time of day when one should make a wish while looking at the clock.

shit mang, it's 11:11, i gotsa make a wish!

by Myke October 15, 2004

kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

by Myke February 15, 2005

headbanger

one who listens to metal music
normally weargs baggy jeans and a band t shirt ofter have long hair

the head bangers beat down the mopey goths

by MyKE December 1, 2003

Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

by Myke April 15, 2004