Myke's definitions

kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

by Myke February 15, 2005

Milldy Attarctive

Meaning: "I'd sleep with this person, and while I would not brag about it, I might tell some people"

The skinny chick with huge tits but a bad face or booty is Milldy Attarctive.

by Myke May 27, 2004

three alarm pants

realy long shorts that go down to yur ankels

yo check out those 3 alarm pants

by myke July 8, 2003