10 definitions by Myke

11:11

The time of day when one should make a wish while looking at the clock.

shit mang, it's 11:11, i gotsa make a wish!

by Myke October 16, 2004

cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

by Myke December 12, 2004

kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

by Myke February 15, 2005