work twin

A person who started working at a company on the same day you did. These are people with which you feel a specific type of kinship because you came into this (work) world on the same day.

James and I are work twins. We both started working at Initech on the same day seven years ago.

by Mydaho October 24, 2017

comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.

by Mydaho April 28, 2018

trans-lot trek

It's the trip you make in a parking lot when you car is on one side near to the store you just visited but the next store you want to visit is ALL THE WAY on the other side of the parking lot.

C'mon kids, we have to make a trans-lot trek. The Toys R Us is on the other side of the parking lot and mommy isn't up for walking that far.

by Mydaho September 18, 2009

iPhinger

The painful condition that occurs from tapping your iPhone too much.

Dude 1: Dude! don't shake my hand, my finger is killing me thanks to my new iPhone.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.

by Mydaho July 14, 2008

MySQL

The name of the spouse who replaces you as step-parent to your kids.

My kids are spending the weekend with my ex-wife and MySQL

by Mydaho June 25, 2021

MySQL

The spouse who marries your ex-husband or ex-wife after you divorce. SQL is pronounced like sequel.

My kids are spending the weekend with my ex-wife and MySQL.

by Mydaho June 25, 2021

lawn mowning

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

by Mydaho December 04, 2007