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Definitions by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName

"Zoophiles who didn't offend should seek help, assuming they won't risk arrest despite not offending yet, but those who did should go to a maximum security prison."

Pedophile 

People who are attracted to kids.
"Sad how the non-offending pedophiles who don't want their attraction can't seek help without risking arrest. People who defend pedophiles or act on their desires should get yeeted to a maximum security prison."

Adventure Academy 

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)
"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"

Andrew Tate 

A bald TikTok celebrity (if you can call him that) that acts misogynistic and influences some boys to be misogynistic.
Andy: "Someone on Reddit wrote about some of their freshman students acting misogynistic, and how they haven't witnessed anything like this before Andrew Tate has gotten famous. If it's real, then I don't think it's a coincidence."

Brandon: "I wish Andrew Tate never got famous."

Christopher Colombus 

Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.

He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
A series of disturbing trends where people cut their arm with razor blades for a celebrity. A particularly infamous example includes #cutforbeiber,
John: I fucking hate #cutfor trends. I hope #cutfor(celebrity's name) is the last #cutfor trend I'll ever have the dishonor of knowing

Mike: Hopefully people stop cutting themselves for causes and instead do something else that doesn't harm them or others.
#cutfor by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Greg Heffley 

The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."